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If you chose Pokémon mascot...

ZimD

Ben Wade's Assistant Coach
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Re: If you chose Pokémon mascot...

i agree with a lot of people that meowth or sandshrew/sandslash would make kickass mascots. also there should be a team rocket game and the end of nugget bridge always pissed me off (and still does), but that's off-topic.

meowth and sandslash are both cute and badass and those are the two things you need. pikachu sort of accomplishes cuteness but that's it.

also dragonair. dragonair is badass and adorable and beautiful and pretty much amazing, i'd personally pick either it or sandslash.

or jynx for the lulz
 

Phantom

Uh, I didn't do it.
Re: If you chose Pokémon mascot...

You people know there is a modded version of pokemon that goes from the team rocket perspective? You can steal pokemon. It's not finished yet, but it's playable, it's called Pokemon Toxic Purple. It's a hack on FireRed.
 

Wargle

Dirty minds think alike~
Re: If you chose Pokémon mascot...

Magikarp. For the luuls. Think:

Ash would recieve a Magikarp from Oak, travel far and wide and get his ass kicked by gyms, but Magikarp doesn't want to evovle. Then it learns Bounce and begins to own everyone.
 

EmeraldCityBlues

Master o' Disaster
Re: If you chose Pokémon mascot...

Screw the orginals, Mewtwo is the new mascot.

(I'mtoolazytopostthespritessoI'lljustwritethishere)

reasons:

-He's feline-looking, which should be "down wit da kidz" who are all hip and enjoy "LOLcats" and whatever other cat-based humor sites those crazy kids are currently using.

-He uses his FUCKING INSANE TELIKINESIS TO BREAK SMASH DESTROY EVIL SCIENCE LABORATORY EQUIPMENT SHIT SMASH KABAM EXPLOSION HOLY FUCK MY ARMS AAAGGGHHHHH

-He's been with us from the start

-He has freakin' awesome poke-boobs.

They're going to release special Mewtwo PalePurpleish edition in which you save the universe from Team LAME-ASS LOSERS from making everything totally suck balls by using your INSANE TELIKENESIS POWER! Also, the evil team fight exclusively with MR. MIIIIIME!! AHAHAHAH!!!!
 

NegativeVibe

has anyone seen my sanity
Re: If you chose Pokémon mascot...

^^That is awesome

They're going to release special Snorlax edition BluishBlack version where you and Snorlax have to save the world from Team Workout (who want to encourage physical activity, get you to have a healthy diet, and *gasp* destroy all videogames so that you have nothing left to do but exercise (the bastards!)). Only when you obtain Snorlax it falls on you and flattens you, so you can't do anything for the entire game. It will be the best selling game in 2012.
And so is this.

Seriously though, Dragonite because...it's a cuddly dragon, I suppose.
 

Enkoe

Crystal is awesome. Period.
Re: If you chose Pokémon mascot...

THIS. THIS. THIS. I WANT THIS NOW. TSUTARJA IS SO AWESOME IT PWNS EVERYONE.

But it isn't THAT cute... Mijimaru maybe? (Someone do Mijimaru because I'm too lazy! D: )
 

Loffyglu

Opinions always subject to change.
Re: If you chose Pokémon mascot...

You win, my friend.

BUUUUT if I had to choose other than that, hm... I'd probably go with all of the Kanto starters; the reason being is that, well, they were the first three Pokemon that you had a choice from in the very first two Pokemon games. I dunno, it just... sort of makes sense in my head, I think. :P
 

LadyJirachu

Judgemental people GTFO
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Re: If you chose Pokémon mascot...

Rukario (Lucario) or Myuu (Mew)

;3

EDIT: Or classic Clefairy. Sorta a bummer we didn't get the pink mascot we were gonna get...i like pink.....
 
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