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opal says my house is a deathtrap.


It is, however, very good for hiding bodies.

No one will ever suspect me.

:)
 
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Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

It is, however, very good for hiding bodies.

No one will ever suspect me.

:)

are you kidding me?

to be honest you'd be like, one of my first suspects

maybe this is just cause i know you slightly better than not at all
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

I read 'boobies' instead of 'bodies' :(
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

me three :]

But um. seriously. Congratulations on having the perfect house to hide bodies in...?
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

Can I borrow your crawlspace, Then? I have a couple... Crates full of "Meat" to store. I promise they are air-tight! No smell!
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

Shhh...you're revealing our secret!

Nevermind, found ma shotgun. We're good.
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

Is that a confession? Not that I am a detective or anything...
The only possible reason I have to kill opal is that his phone keeps ringing and he isn't noticing because he is asleep. I think he may be able to sleep through a nuke.

Whenever I get around to my plans for New Jersey, I'll have to test it. I already know he can sleep through many types of noisemaker; I tested that last year.
are you kidding me?

to be honest you'd be like, one of my first suspects

maybe this is just cause i know you slightly better than not at all
Hey man there's no reason for me to kill opal. His phone, maybe, but not opal.
I read 'boobies' instead of 'bodies' :(
You'd never be able to find them in this house.
me three :]

But um. seriously. Congratulations on having the perfect house to hide bodies in...?
It took me like half an hour to clean up my room enough to change sheets. Now the floor quite possibly doesn't exist.
Can I borrow your crawlspace, Then? I have a couple... Crates full of "Meat" to store. I promise they are air-tight! No smell!
NO >:(
*Inches away carrying taser readily*

...detective!
Hey man I am so awesome and opal is probably okay. I'm not sure how to wake him up, though. Really I should probably leave him alone but that's no fun :( I guess I will try to wake him up if it's something like 3pm and he is STILL GOING "... .... zz ... ... ..."
Shhh...you're revealing our secret!

Nevermind, found ma shotgun. We're good.
HEY

I WORK ALONE

NOT THAT I DO ANY WORK EVER

BUT IF I DID
I WOULD HAVE NO ACCOMPLICE
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

Is this a new development? I mean, has it gotten worse since the last time we braved the treacherous waters of the Atlantic and staggering heights of the Appalachians to visit? Or is it still just a little bit messy, but only now promoting its lethality?
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

Oh! A whole new land filled with clutter and chaos, ripe for exploration and begging for someone to trip and die! If only I had the time!
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

Apparently it wasn't opal's phone. It's on silent and no one can call him, anyway. So it's a mystery what was making noises. I may simply have to beat his bag to death. (Should probably remove the DS and laptop first, though... Maybe also a camera. Or whatever else he has in it. He just said but I have no memory so I already forgot 8D)


Hey, dad's been working on making it no longer a deathtrap. It's just that even he would not dare venture into my room. It's mildly terrifying.

opal says, "Mildly terrifying is a bit of an understatement."

I'll just have to bury him under EVEN MORE PILLOWS tomorrow if he sleeps super late.
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

James why are you so mean? All I asked was to buury a few dead bodies where no one would ever find them...

Oh, Also. Pictures of its deathtrapness?
 
Re: opal says my house is a deathtrap

Hey, man, I'm not taking the blame for anything anyone else does. Find a closer friend.

He said he'll take pics at some point.
 
Went to an Evelyn Evelyn concert in New York City!

opal's keyboard is hard to type with. It's qwertz instead of qwerty and I don't know where most punctuation is.
 
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