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[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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holy fucking shit an art thread I like

congratulations

you have a sense of humour in your art too whoa

:sunglasses:

arts:

Told you I'd do Hot Fuzz stuff but did you believe me? Nheeeuu, you didn't. Well ha.
Yea so I rewatched this yesterday. Got inspired by the Cornetto love.
Also this film is awesome and you should all watch this. It's cool and hillarious and gay. For me there is no subtext. There is just text.
I totally fucked up Danny's baton though because I forgot it's supposed to be conveniently put in a way that the police officer can reach it with their good hand. Hurr pretend he's left-handed.

Shark army thing on dA, first thing inked with fountain pen. Is the difference noticeable? Not really, but it takes me a lot less long to ink stuff for some reason.
This is a good thing.

 

[Dannichu]

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Ooh, the Hot Fuzz one is so great, they look awesome. Danny is amazing and they both look so cute and happy~
Yay for text.

I have no idea what the shark one's about, but it's still funny. I envy your fountain penning abilities; I can't write my name with those things.

 

[Sireafi]

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I love the Hot Fuzz one. I've been dying to rewatch it. Nicholas is on the verge of a pelvic thrust and Danny just looks so cute. I love Nicholas' eyebrows, and I just love how draw/color your eyes. Both of them together would be so cute. Hehe.

The shark-thing gave me a good laugh too, lala.

 

[Timmy]

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Love the Hot Fuzz one, I need to rewatch that movie again for like the 6th time.
Also love the shark one.

 

[Altmer]

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I nearly got that left guy confused with Rob Halford. cool shit.

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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First off:

Now you guys who haven't seen Hot Fuzz know who they're supposed to be :I

Ooh, the Hot Fuzz one is so great, they look awesome. Danny is amazing and they both look so cute and happy~
Yay for text.

I have no idea what the shark one's about, but it's still funny. I envy your fountain penning abilities; I can't write my name with those things.

Danny is adorable and Nicholas is awesome and cute and the film is cool so how could the drawing not be at least a bit good. I take no credit whatsoever for it >:I

I thought fountain pens would be a lot cooler than they are for drawing tbh but they make nice clean lines so I like them enough.

I love the Hot Fuzz one. I've been dying to rewatch it. Nicholas is on the verge of a pelvic thrust and Danny just looks so cute. I love Nicholas' eyebrows, and I just love how draw/color your eyes. Both of them together would be so cute. Hehe.

The shark-thing gave me a good laugh too, lala.

Simon Pegg does an awesome pelvic thrust in the Hot Fuzz Outtakes, it's a pity his lower body's nearly entirely off camera ):
Haha the eyes are just little blobs and since they don't have any irises I guess they're all blind :v

Love the Hot Fuzz one, I need to rewatch that movie again for like the 6th time.
Also love the shark one.

Need to watch Hot Fuzz every few months really, it charges up your awesome lazor to the max.
SUCK MY DIIIICK
IM A SHAAAARK
/thread

I nearly got that left guy confused with Rob Halford. cool shit.

I was like 'Rob Halford whotf' for a bit but one of the first results on Google was this so I'm now entirely convinced this man is awesome.
But no it's supposed to be this guy.

Oh yeah I'm with my dad now so I can't draw anything special or scan it in so um expect new stuff within the next week only.

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Well would you look at that it's a video Vladimir took 2 days to make I should check it out

 

[R0-S3]

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EPIC WIN

I LOVE the emo!Hitler one... it made me laugh so much I fell off my chair. And the Hitler/Stalin high-five and the period one are awesome too.
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w00t! Hot Fuzz!

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SHARK ARMY FTW!

 

[Timmy]

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Well would you look at that it's a video Vladimir took 2 days to make I should check it out

Makes me wish I knew more about your characters ;____;
That was some cool shit, nonetheless.

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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EPIC WIN

I LOVE the emo!Hitler one... it made me laugh so much I fell off my chair. And the Hitler/Stalin high-five and the period one are awesome too.
...
w00t! Hot Fuzz!

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SHARK ARMY FTW!

Thank you! My, you're going to make it hard for me to leave the room with such a big ego. Do hope you stick around for more little art bits.

Makes me wish I knew more about your characters ;____;
That was some cool shit, nonetheless.

Thankyou and there's not much to tell about them, really:
Alain, guy with curly black hair + glasses: French, lives in England, closeted gay and in love with Ivan, married to a schizophrenic called Sophie and has a son called Roland.
Ivan, light brown haired guy with a couple of scars and the tattoo: Russian, openly gay, served in the French Foreign Legion, now a sports teacher, long-lasting love for Alain, pretty cool dude.
Sophie, the woman: French, paranoid schizophrenia manifested itself when she was in her early twenties, her family has several cases of it. She often has severe schizophrenic episodes because Alain doesn't give her any medication because he wants to pretend his life is perfect.
Donald, the guy in the kilt: Scottish, smart-ass, divorced, chain-smoking, alcoholic Chemistry teacher. Best friends with Alain and good friends with Ivan, encourages Alain to get out of the closet and take Sophie to an institution where she can be properly treated. Doesn't often wear the kilt, just on special occasions, obviously.
Roland: Six-year old son of Sophie and Alain, pretty shy but smart.

Aaaand those are the uninteresting characters of The Five Stages of Love, got a ton more from my other stories but I haven't been drawing those a lot even though I love them all ):

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Nope, nothing funny this time either! Better luck next week!

Finished a surprise drawing for a friend on dA:

Inked totally with fountain pen.
The characters here do not belong to me in any way shape or form, but they're so cute 'v' Derek and Simon.
I had some trouble while I was colouring Derek because I don't have that many black characters so I'm not used to colouring dark skin. I was starting on his hand when I realized OH SHIT I'M USING A SUPER DARK COLOUR FUCCKK so I used Chamois instead and had to give him hobo gloves to cover up my melanin-mistake ):<
Also Simon has grown a humongous chin.

Oh, and Simon's apron/dress thing isn't an original creation either, totally stole the thing from some guy who marched in the '08 Boston Pride.
Fuck the nay-sayers Pride parades are awesome I:<

 

[Dannichu]

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(I hope I'm not the only one who thinks Derek kinda looks like Godot o.o)

I love Simon. His glasses, his expression, the flowers in his hair and the awesome outfit he's got going on~ I envy your attention to detail on stuff like Derek's tie and cuff so much~

And the markers make everything look so bright and pretty, especially Simon's apron-thing.
My only crit would be that Simon's arms look a little short; the distance from his elbow to wrist is the same length as his hand.

 

[nastypass]

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(I hope I'm not the only one who thinks Derek kinda looks like Godot o.o)

(you aren't o.o)

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Yeah, Simon's forearms are too small, damn.
I always try to pay attention to detail, especially on clothing, thanks for noticing!

Also I'll upload some good art like tomorrow or something but meanwhile:

this is what some people actually believe

 

[Dannichu]

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I lol'd. X3

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Just because I can:

 

[nastypass]

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I lol'd more.

 

[Dannichu]

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I agree. That should most definetly happen.

I adore the inside of your head :3

 

[Belmont]

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Hilarious, I almost spewed my coke all over my screen.

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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OK LISTEN UP YOU GAYS
So as some of you may know I'm pouring the boring part of my soul into creating a 150-200 page long story right now. This doesn't mean I'll stop making regular doodles (working on a decent one right now) but I'd like to know whether I should post my epic fail comic in this thread or make a new one dedicated to it.
I'm also going to be posting it on dA and smackjeeves but it's just a general inquiery about this particular subject.

Also working a little meme-thing that's been taking me ages to complete ugghh