Journeyquest

[Eifie]

wow I thought it was a pig

 

[RNP]

screech like a goose and vomit on the dragon

 

[kyeugh]

ask dragon nicely for a ride

Ah, yes. The diplomatic approach. You recall your training, specifically the teachings of Dracophilios the Pacifist, and get to gabbing. It seems like the dragon is vaguely considering your offer.

Oooookay, after mulling it over a bit, he doesn't seem too happy. Suddenly you remember that Dracophilios the Pacifist actually died a violent death as a dragon snack. Your heart skips.

may i suggest running?

Yep, time to get the fuck out of there. Nothing dishonorable about a knightly retreat. That thing was so scary ok.

Nice, you make it away safely! The battle has concluded, and you have been awarded 5[SIZE=-2]XP[/SIZE]. Really not a very good amount, all things considered, but you'll take it over being devoured whole.

You've finally got a moment of peace. What will you do?

 

[Eifie]

turn around and run back!

 

[Music Dragon]

Well, before we do anything else, better wait for the TITLE CARD to appear on the screen.

 

[kyeugh]

Well, before we do anything else, better wait for the TITLE CARD to appear on the screen.

Your name is Graham Dunderbritches. You are an esteemed highwayman and desperado, famed throughout the realm for your conniving ways and shitty tricks. The people fear and respect you, and the law dares not step in your way. All of this is to say that you are, of course, the Main Character. And this is your JOURNEYQUEST.

 

[RNP]

GD: die an honorable death, commit seppuku

also turn hat inside out because your other way went out of style last wednesday

 

[kyeugh]

GD: die an honorable death, commit seppuku

Okay. It's time to go out the honorable, chivalric way. A true and fitting death for a well-regarded knight such as yourself. Here goes...

OOF!!! Egad, the humanity!

Haha, just kidding. You just slipped the sword into your armpit. It's a classic charlatan move that hypothetical observers would no doubt be impressed by. You've pulled that move a million times. Maybe you need to work on your aim.

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Find an unsuspecting knave on whom you can perpetrate a shitty trick

 

[RNP]

check inventory possessions

 

[kyeugh]

check inventory possessions

There's not much hidden away in your pockets, alas. You're basically just as you appear. That's subject to change, of course...

Find an unsuspecting knave on whom you can perpetrate a shitty trick

Well, you've got shitty tricks abound, but not a soul to pull them on. You imagine the nearby town is packed with the fuckers, though.

 

[RNP]

GD: check your 6

 

[RNP]

(meaning look behind you)

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Move to town

 

[Eifie]

turn around and run back!

qva always ignores my commands

I'm beginning to think she doesn't love me -_-

 

[RNP]

resurrect the thread

 

[kyeugh]

qva always ignores my commands

I'm beginning to think she doesn't love me -_-

nonsense! i just pick the best commands. and, well...

GD: check your 6

You check your six, whatever the hell that means. It doesn't look particularly inviting back there.

Move to town

Now boy howdy! There's a proposition you can get behind. You get going on your merry little way.

Well. Guess this fucking merchant guy's gotta get all up in your business. He's blocking the path and waving at you like you're on fire. You're probably going to have to talk to him before you continue.

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Looks like it's time for a SHITTY TRICK!

 

[Novae]

Make sure we're not on fire

 

[RNP]

GD: sell the merchant a new mount. that dragon has 700000 horsepower AT LEAST.