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King of the Hill

I decide to approach this from another angle... So I decide to start randomly throwing the odd stick, ball and bone... The doggie is soooo distracted, well, my HILL!

(And we're back to all that again...)
 
I decide this is a sick, twisted game and hate being treated like a dog, so I call for back up in the form of Allyson Cleavant, who owns you so hard you don't have time to be mean the puppy! THE HILL IS MINE! And Ally's...
 
I randomly summon Trace(from TwoKinds), somehow manage to convince him that Yami is putting Flora in danger, and he kills The Ugg Man. Or rather injures him until Flora stops him and then The Ugg Man runs away.
Well, Trace and Flora don't seem to want it, sooo it's MY HILL.
 
I come in and tell you something so incredibly profound it makes you walk away with epic face palm, so my HILL by technical default!

(And I never run from a fight, jus look in the Silence Game)
 
I sneak up behind you while you're talking so profoundly and slit you're throat in true Black Moltres style! MY FUGGING HILL
 
By the power of fake Uggs, I drive you off MY HILL

"Fugging" is a reference to a book I own which references a completely different book whose name has slipped my mind :D
 
OBJECTION! Judge sees my objection through, exiling you from MY HILL!
(Samantha: At least you're off the dog references....)
 
I chase and catch the stick, refining it into an arrow, which I aim at you, hitting you right between the eyes! There's your stick, fugger! I claim this HILL in the name of Locke!
 
You step forward laughing wildly.... then hear a click. You look down, and then I whistle. You see me holding a detonator, which I then press.

After the rain of body parts, the hill is mine.
 
I bring the Locke clan down upon you, and their sister clan, the Kaines! MY HILL! Well, I guess it's technically Morgan's hill since she's the Locke clan's Alpha...
 
IT'S NOT YOUR SODDING HILL THEN, IS IT? Fine, I tell him that to claim that hill you have to be a Silver Werewolf, I have a Silver Werewolf's blood in me!!! My HILL!
 
Morgan objects to your profound claiming and kicks you into next week! ("No Christmas for you!" Morgan is also female...) Morgan's HILL
 
I drag Morgan with me, but the catapult effect kicks in and she travels on for another week... So, er, this time next week, er, my HILL! But not right now, though... Next week!
 
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