Lie About the Above Poster

[Time Psyduck]

^ Is a time machine

 

[sv_01]

^ Is an Excelsior-class ship.

 

[I liek Squirtles]

^Is an alien.

 

[sv_01]

^Is frozen in a stasis chamber.

 

[Aethelstan]

^Spends several hours every day in a hidden laboratory underground performing illegal experiments that are secretly being funded by the government in preparation for the oncoming alien attack.

 

[sv_01]

Is trying to build a geothermal power plant in the middle of Asia.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is the source of power and love and nuclear energy, the greatest energy source in the world is SV, hunted after frantically.

 

[Time Psyduck]

^ Is the source of all power to the planet

 

[sv_01]

^ Is Team Magma.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is pretty much the Lifestream of this entire planet, from which souls come from when they are born and go back to when they die.

 

[Time Psyduck]

^ Operates the Lifestream of the entire planet.

 

[Aethelstan]

^Has never played this game before.

 

[godzilla898]

^Is friends with a giant talking pancake

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is the giant pancake's best friend; a giant sausage.

 

[sv_01]

^ Is a giant glass of water.

 

[Lili]

^ Is a giant.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is a violet-coloured draconic being who follows around a small equine being going through adventures in an extremely colourful and sugary land with other equine beings, some of which can create lift with their limbs and sustain themselves in air and others of which can utilize a mystical force to manipulate objects due to their lack of limbs.

 

[godzilla898]

^Did not over-complicate things

 

[sv_01]

^ Is a combination of a carnivorous dinosaur, a cocoon, a bear, a pangolin, a herbivorous dinosaur and a plant.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is a chief chef who specializes in cooking strange combinations of creatures in nonsensical dishes.