Music Dragon
Doosic Maggon
- Pronoun
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Meursault vs. Keldeo: Round 4
The rulebook sits heavy in my lap. It’s a used copy, an ugly yellowed thing – the sides are all frayed, and some of the pages seem dangerously close to coming loose as I leaf through them. A previous owner’s illegible scribbles litter the margins.
“So, about these rules... They’re more like guidelines than actual rules, right?”
I look expectantly at the two senior referees. Keldeo doesn’t seem to be listening; she’s busy mouthing the words to “Egg Bomb”, but with the chorus replaced with “You’re my Stored Power”. River nods in response.
“They’re not immutable”, says Meursault, raising an eyebrow. “But don’t improvise too much before you’re approved.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it.” I put on a big grin. “Anyway, if you’re both done with your commands, I think it’s about time…”
Audience Status:
Tension in the air. This round or the next, someone’s getting knocked out. But who will it be?
Arena Status:
Has had a tunnel dug through it; the tunnel is shaped almost like a U-bend, with both exits right next to each other.
A few bright spots still dance around the periphery of Ringi’s vision, but she feels mostly recovered from last round’s ordeal. No more of this intangible mental nonsense – it’s time to bring out the fireworks!
She takes a deep breath, aims carefully, then spits out a massive gout of white-hot fire towards River. The fireball arcs across the arena like a comet, air shimmering with heat in its wake. River tries to shield herself with her arms, but to little avail – the blast hits her head-on and explodes into the shape of a giant 大, engulfing her in searing flames and scorching the grass under her feet.
The fire dies out quickly, leaving billows of black smoke and an odor of singed hair hanging about River. She steps away from the burning patch on the ground and pats out the last embers still clinging to her, but the pain seared into her skin lingers. A few more blasts like that and she’ll be done for… The next attack has got to count.
With a few complicated gestures, she conjures up a small sphere of psychic energy. It hovers before her, glowing a vibrant purple. All it needs is a bit of charge. She draws on every ounce of residual energy she can find within her, pouring all of her willpower and even the last traces of electricity still coursing through her body into the sphere; in response, the sphere grows larger and denser and hums with power. By the time she’s satisfied that she can feed it no more, it has grown into a veritable cannonball. With a hand wave, she sends it barreling towards Ringi.
The blast strikes Ringi in the chest, exploding into a shower of sizzling violet sparks and throwing her away. Her back slams painfully into the ground. With a groan, she hoists herself up on her feet. Her entire body hurts, but at least the impact seems to have knocked the last hallucinations out of her; her eyesight is back to normal and the dizziness is gone. Now nothing will distract her from her next move – it’s time to bring out the fireworks!
She takes a deep breath, aims carefully, then spits out a massive gout of white-hot fire towards River. The fireball arcs across the arena like a comet, air shimmering with heat in its w – hang on.
“Wait, wait. This isn’t right.” I scratch my head in confusion.
“Well, it’s too late now”, says Meursault.
“No, no, I mean, we did this already!”
Keldeo gives me a puzzled look. “What do you mean?”
“… Nothing. It’s nothing”, I sigh. “Let’s just get this over with.”
The fireball arcs across the arena like a comet, air shimmering with heat in its wake. This time River barely has time to react before the Fire Blast strikes her right in the face, exploding into another 大. Sparks of fire burn her eyes and, for once, she loses her usual composure and screams in pain – she throws herself out of the blaze and rolls around in the dirt, doing her best to extinguish the flames. When the worst is over, she staggers to her feet, body trembling with pain.
She’s on the verge of unconsciousness now. Her heart pounds, her ears ring, her eyes dim – in all likelihood, she won’t last the round. But she can at least go out in style. With shaking hands she summons another sphere of energy, channels her remaining strength into it, and pushes it away. Fuelled by the last of River’s willpower, the sphere jets towards Ringi, leaving purple sparks in a trail behind it. Ringi manages to cover her face just before the blast strikes her in the head; it shatters into a cloud of psychic particles and almost knocks her over again, but this time she’s able to brace herself against the ground and is only pushed back a little.
She regains her balance quickly. Throbbing bruises have formed all over her body, but she’s got some fight left in her, enough to finish this. She inhales deeply, gathers as much fire in her throat as she can muster, and breathes out one last spout of white flames; the fireball rockets straight into River and detonates loudly, setting her body ablaze and scorching the shape of a 大 into the ground. She shrieks with pain and falls face-first into the burning grass.
Seconds pass, but River doesn’t get up. She lies motionless in the center of the smoldering 大 seared into the turf beneath her. Finally, after a long and uneasy silence, I make the announcement.
“It’s a KO! River is out!”
The audience erupts into wild cheering.
Audience Status:
Screaming their approval. That was a spectacular round! Fire Blast sure is a flashy move. Fun fact: many people believe that 大 is the character for fire. In fact, it is the character for “big”! The festival that inspired Fire Blast is called 大文字, which literally means “big character”. (It can also mean “capital letter”, fittingly.) Yet another curious example of how Pokémon and their abilities seem to be affected by human culture.
Arena Status:
Distraught. Has had a tunnel dug through it, shaped like a U-bend. Three 大 have been scorched into the grass near each other. The ashen symbols are eerily beautiful.
Calculations:
Other Notes:
The story continues…
The rulebook sits heavy in my lap. It’s a used copy, an ugly yellowed thing – the sides are all frayed, and some of the pages seem dangerously close to coming loose as I leaf through them. A previous owner’s illegible scribbles litter the margins.
“So, about these rules... They’re more like guidelines than actual rules, right?”
I look expectantly at the two senior referees. Keldeo doesn’t seem to be listening; she’s busy mouthing the words to “Egg Bomb”, but with the chorus replaced with “You’re my Stored Power”. River nods in response.
“They’re not immutable”, says Meursault, raising an eyebrow. “But don’t improvise too much before you’re approved.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it.” I put on a big grin. “Anyway, if you’re both done with your commands, I think it’s about time…”
ROUND 4: A Feeling of Déjà Vu! The Brink of Death!?
MEURSAULT (OO)
Ringi Cordeiro ♀ <Blaze>
HEALTH: 52%
ENERGY: 63%
STATUS: Her head’s still spinning, but the pain has mostly faded; give her an action or two and she’ll be good.
+1 Attack, +1 Accuracy. Confused (20% risk of failure). Focused (+20% critical hit chance).
Fire Blast ~ Fire Blast ~ Fire Blast
KELDEO (OO)
River ♀ <Synchronize>
HEALTH: 40%
ENERGY: 70%
STATUS: Mostly frustrated, but despite herself she also feels somewhat impressed by Ringi; it’s rare for a non-psychic to resist a mental attack like that.
+2 Special Attack, +1 Special Defense.
Stored Power ~ Stored Power ~ Stored Power
MEURSAULT (OO)
Ringi Cordeiro ♀ <Blaze>
HEALTH: 52%
ENERGY: 63%
STATUS: Her head’s still spinning, but the pain has mostly faded; give her an action or two and she’ll be good.
+1 Attack, +1 Accuracy. Confused (20% risk of failure). Focused (+20% critical hit chance).
Fire Blast ~ Fire Blast ~ Fire Blast
KELDEO (OO)
River ♀ <Synchronize>
HEALTH: 40%
ENERGY: 70%
STATUS: Mostly frustrated, but despite herself she also feels somewhat impressed by Ringi; it’s rare for a non-psychic to resist a mental attack like that.
+2 Special Attack, +1 Special Defense.
Stored Power ~ Stored Power ~ Stored Power
Audience Status:
Tension in the air. This round or the next, someone’s getting knocked out. But who will it be?
Arena Status:
Has had a tunnel dug through it; the tunnel is shaped almost like a U-bend, with both exits right next to each other.
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A few bright spots still dance around the periphery of Ringi’s vision, but she feels mostly recovered from last round’s ordeal. No more of this intangible mental nonsense – it’s time to bring out the fireworks!
She takes a deep breath, aims carefully, then spits out a massive gout of white-hot fire towards River. The fireball arcs across the arena like a comet, air shimmering with heat in its wake. River tries to shield herself with her arms, but to little avail – the blast hits her head-on and explodes into the shape of a giant 大, engulfing her in searing flames and scorching the grass under her feet.
The fire dies out quickly, leaving billows of black smoke and an odor of singed hair hanging about River. She steps away from the burning patch on the ground and pats out the last embers still clinging to her, but the pain seared into her skin lingers. A few more blasts like that and she’ll be done for… The next attack has got to count.
With a few complicated gestures, she conjures up a small sphere of psychic energy. It hovers before her, glowing a vibrant purple. All it needs is a bit of charge. She draws on every ounce of residual energy she can find within her, pouring all of her willpower and even the last traces of electricity still coursing through her body into the sphere; in response, the sphere grows larger and denser and hums with power. By the time she’s satisfied that she can feed it no more, it has grown into a veritable cannonball. With a hand wave, she sends it barreling towards Ringi.
The blast strikes Ringi in the chest, exploding into a shower of sizzling violet sparks and throwing her away. Her back slams painfully into the ground. With a groan, she hoists herself up on her feet. Her entire body hurts, but at least the impact seems to have knocked the last hallucinations out of her; her eyesight is back to normal and the dizziness is gone. Now nothing will distract her from her next move – it’s time to bring out the fireworks!
She takes a deep breath, aims carefully, then spits out a massive gout of white-hot fire towards River. The fireball arcs across the arena like a comet, air shimmering with heat in its w – hang on.
“Wait, wait. This isn’t right.” I scratch my head in confusion.
“Well, it’s too late now”, says Meursault.
“No, no, I mean, we did this already!”
Keldeo gives me a puzzled look. “What do you mean?”
“… Nothing. It’s nothing”, I sigh. “Let’s just get this over with.”
The fireball arcs across the arena like a comet, air shimmering with heat in its wake. This time River barely has time to react before the Fire Blast strikes her right in the face, exploding into another 大. Sparks of fire burn her eyes and, for once, she loses her usual composure and screams in pain – she throws herself out of the blaze and rolls around in the dirt, doing her best to extinguish the flames. When the worst is over, she staggers to her feet, body trembling with pain.
She’s on the verge of unconsciousness now. Her heart pounds, her ears ring, her eyes dim – in all likelihood, she won’t last the round. But she can at least go out in style. With shaking hands she summons another sphere of energy, channels her remaining strength into it, and pushes it away. Fuelled by the last of River’s willpower, the sphere jets towards Ringi, leaving purple sparks in a trail behind it. Ringi manages to cover her face just before the blast strikes her in the head; it shatters into a cloud of psychic particles and almost knocks her over again, but this time she’s able to brace herself against the ground and is only pushed back a little.
She regains her balance quickly. Throbbing bruises have formed all over her body, but she’s got some fight left in her, enough to finish this. She inhales deeply, gathers as much fire in her throat as she can muster, and breathes out one last spout of white flames; the fireball rockets straight into River and detonates loudly, setting her body ablaze and scorching the shape of a 大 into the ground. She shrieks with pain and falls face-first into the burning grass.
Seconds pass, but River doesn’t get up. She lies motionless in the center of the smoldering 大 seared into the turf beneath her. Finally, after a long and uneasy silence, I make the announcement.
“It’s a KO! River is out!”
The audience erupts into wild cheering.
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End of ROUND 4.
MEURSAULT (OO)
Ringi Cordeiro ♀ <Blaze>
HEALTH: 28%
ENERGY: 45%
STATUS: Savoring her victory. Whatever happens next, she’ll go home happy.
+1 Attack, +1 Accuracy. Focused (+20% critical hit chance). Blaze activated.
Fire Blast ~ Fire Blast (critical hit!) ~ Fire Blast
KELDEO (XO)
River ♀ <Synchronize>
HEALTH: 0%
ENERGY: 64%
STATUS: Knocked out!
Stored Power ~ Stored Power ~ (KO!)
End of ROUND 4.
MEURSAULT (OO)
Ringi Cordeiro ♀ <Blaze>
HEALTH: 28%
ENERGY: 45%
STATUS: Savoring her victory. Whatever happens next, she’ll go home happy.
+1 Attack, +1 Accuracy. Focused (+20% critical hit chance). Blaze activated.
Fire Blast ~ Fire Blast (critical hit!) ~ Fire Blast
KELDEO (XO)
River ♀ <Synchronize>
HEALTH: 0%
ENERGY: 64%
STATUS: Knocked out!
Stored Power ~ Stored Power ~ (KO!)
Audience Status:
Screaming their approval. That was a spectacular round! Fire Blast sure is a flashy move. Fun fact: many people believe that 大 is the character for fire. In fact, it is the character for “big”! The festival that inspired Fire Blast is called 大文字, which literally means “big character”. (It can also mean “capital letter”, fittingly.) Yet another curious example of how Pokémon and their abilities seem to be affected by human culture.
Arena Status:
Distraught. Has had a tunnel dug through it, shaped like a U-bend. Three 大 have been scorched into the grass near each other. The ashen symbols are eerily beautiful.
Calculations:
Ringi:
Stored Power 1: -12% (base damage 8%, gets STAB, +2 Sp. Atk)
Stored Power 2: -12% (base damage 8%, gets STAB, +2 Sp. Atk)
River:
Fire Blast 1: -12% (base damage 11%, gets STAB, +1 Sp. Def)
Fire Blast 2: -18% (base damage 11%, gets STAB, +1 Sp. Def, critical hit!)
Fire Blast 3: -16% (base damage 11%, gets STAB, +1 Sp. Def, Blaze)
Stored Power 1: -12% (base damage 8%, gets STAB, +2 Sp. Atk)
Stored Power 2: -12% (base damage 8%, gets STAB, +2 Sp. Atk)
River:
Fire Blast 1: -12% (base damage 11%, gets STAB, +1 Sp. Def)
Fire Blast 2: -18% (base damage 11%, gets STAB, +1 Sp. Def, critical hit!)
Fire Blast 3: -16% (base damage 11%, gets STAB, +1 Sp. Def, Blaze)
Ringi:
Fire Blast 1: -6% (base cost 6.5%, gets STAB)
Fire Blast 2: -6% (base cost 6.5%, gets STAB)
Fire Blast 3: -6% (base cost 6.5%, gets STAB)
River:
Stored Power 1: -3% (base cost 4%, gets STAB)
Stored Power 2: -3% (base cost 4%, gets STAB)
Fire Blast 1: -6% (base cost 6.5%, gets STAB)
Fire Blast 2: -6% (base cost 6.5%, gets STAB)
Fire Blast 3: -6% (base cost 6.5%, gets STAB)
River:
Stored Power 1: -3% (base cost 4%, gets STAB)
Stored Power 2: -3% (base cost 4%, gets STAB)
Fire Blast 1 (confusion check): Rolled 28/100, needed above 20. Success!
Fire Blast 1 (secondary effect): Rolled 11/100, needed above 90. Failure…
Fire Blast 1 (critical hit): Rolled 4/10, needed above 7. Failure…
Stored Power 1 (critical hit): Rolled 6/10, needed 10. Failure…
Fire Blast 2 (secondary effect): Rolled 45/100, needed above 90. Failure…
Fire Blast 2 (critical hit): Rolled 10/10, needed above 7. Success!
Stored Power 2 (critical hit): Rolled 2/10, needed 10. Failure…
Fire Blast 3 (secondary effect): Rolled 51/100, needed above 90. Failure…
Fire Blast 3 (critical hit): Rolled 3/10, needed above 7. Failure…
Fire Blast 1 (secondary effect): Rolled 11/100, needed above 90. Failure…
Fire Blast 1 (critical hit): Rolled 4/10, needed above 7. Failure…
Stored Power 1 (critical hit): Rolled 6/10, needed 10. Failure…
Fire Blast 2 (secondary effect): Rolled 45/100, needed above 90. Failure…
Fire Blast 2 (critical hit): Rolled 10/10, needed above 7. Success!
Stored Power 2 (critical hit): Rolled 2/10, needed 10. Failure…
Fire Blast 3 (secondary effect): Rolled 51/100, needed above 90. Failure…
Fire Blast 3 (critical hit): Rolled 3/10, needed above 7. Failure…
Other Notes:
- Sorry about the late reffing! I’ve had tons of paperwork to sort out this week and it’s just been a mess.
- If you want to end this battle in a tie, I think now would be a good time to call it quits.
- If you want to keep going, Keldeo sends out and commands first next round!
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