Misreadings and stuff

[Automata heart]

Mishearing "bad aspects" as "badass pecs"? Understandable.

Constantly reading "Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000" as "Mystery Science Theater 3000" ... Not so much.

baddass pecs as bad ass pecs.
ass pecs sound creepy.

 

[SquishierCobra]

Misread "Golbat" as "Goldar"

 

[Wargle]

"Anime-Style Battling" as "Anime-Style Battling"

Strike-through and all.

you know you spend too much time on forums when you add in BBcode where there isn't any

 

[Ulqi-chan]

"Prince of Peace" as "Prince of France"

Oh nyuuuuuuuu

 

[Dar]

Cakehole as Cupcake.
Nightmane as Tigerclaw.
I keep misreading usernames >.<

 

[Ivy Newton]

Cakehole as Cupcake.
Nightmane as Tigerclaw.

Got "Nighthole" out of that somehow.

 

[Phantom]

"You laugh, you loose" as "You laugh, you rich"

I don't know either, but all of a sudden lots of things are very funny.

 

[sv_01]

Cakehole as Cupcake.

"Cathole."

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Let it begin - Let it bacon
See you - Shit yeah
Musashi(as in Jessie) - Mameshiba
Having tea on a semi-regular basis - having sex on a semi-regular basis

 

[Automata heart]

no idea how this happened, but nestea iced tea as kernalsprite.
because homestuck

 

[Dar]

Chimera Rising as Chair Racing. Derp.

 

[Zero Moment]

Polymetric Sesquialtera as Pokemon Center

 

[shadow_lugia]

I was going through Denver and saw a parking garage that said "THE EASIEST WAY TO DIA," which I mistook for "THE EASIEST WAY TO DIE."

 

[sv_01]

Regenerator as Refrigerator.

I was going through Denver and saw a parking garage that said "THE EASIEST WAY TO DIA," which I mistook for "THE EASIEST WAY TO DIE."

"THE EASIEST WAY TO INDIA"

 

[1. Luftballon]

stalinist to satanist. it still made sense, seeing as it was cold war-era journalism! only slightly strange.

 

[SquishierCobra]

Misread "Hungry Man" on the TV dinner I had for lunch as "Honey Badger" for a sec. Had to rub my eyes.

 

[Shimmer Mint]

You me at six as you meat six. Seriously. ALL. THE. TIME.

 

[Ivy Newton]

You me at six

"You had me at six"

Also I forgot this was the misreadings thread so I was like "You had me at six as you meat six" what that doesn't make sense what is this madness???

^^;,

 

[nothing to see here]

Three while randomly walking around town earlier today...

Some sort of real estate company advertisement (I can't remember exactly what the original said) as "Bangkok Real Estate."

"Fighting Blues" as "Folding Chairs."

And finally, "Magnolia" as "Mr. Gnoly's."

 

[Phantom]

FnrrfYgmSchnish's name as 'furgensmurgen'

I don't even...