Black Yoshi
look at that PUNGENT KILLSTICK.
"Of course you get a donut. Everybody gets one." He chuckled at his immature little joke. A tendril of shadow extended up towards Del's little perch, and he allowed it to wrap itself around his wrist. It lowered him down to the floor, and he shuddered as he realized just how much colder it was down here. "And stop saying I'm colorblind, because I happen to have evolved perfect vision thanks to the human races adaptation over eons. So-" He stuck his tongue out, making a childish little noise.
He scratched the back of his head, wistfully thinking of what kind of donuts should be taken next. It was a shame that all the jelly donuts and other such filled delights had to be eaten right away so the filling didn't suck. So he could only get a few of those.
"Okay, so the stupid cat doesn't have rabies. But I would still bet a box of donuts that it's got something. Maybe it'll infect you and maybe it won't." He considered a variety of names. "Name it 'Jeesh.' You know, like he's the newest member of our jeesh. Circle of friends. Big happy family. Jeesh." Whatever they named it, he was sure that he wouldn't be getting very close to the stupid feline.
He scratched the back of his head, wistfully thinking of what kind of donuts should be taken next. It was a shame that all the jelly donuts and other such filled delights had to be eaten right away so the filling didn't suck. So he could only get a few of those.
"Okay, so the stupid cat doesn't have rabies. But I would still bet a box of donuts that it's got something. Maybe it'll infect you and maybe it won't." He considered a variety of names. "Name it 'Jeesh.' You know, like he's the newest member of our jeesh. Circle of friends. Big happy family. Jeesh." Whatever they named it, he was sure that he wouldn't be getting very close to the stupid feline.