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Mokoko Toy

Mokoko Toy

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Okay, so every day I check my scrotum to make sure I still have both testicles. However, this past Wednesday, one of my worst nightmares transpired. My hands shuffled around in my pants to try and find the missing testicle. I couldn't find it after an hour, and so I contemplated suicide and decided to go to sleep. I checked each day afterward, but today I FINALLY FOUND IT. Congratulate me, bitches!
 
And that's what you get for disregarding the bed-bug-warnings you received from your parents as a young child; you should just be thankful that the bugs were feeling charitable..

(Sounds like something i'd make Microsoft Sam say). xD

Poor Sam...
 
Aw, fuck, man, happens to me all the time. :(

I'm glad you found it. I usually have to go press that button on the charging dock that makes it ring until I find it.
 
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