Squornshellous Beta
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Of course I'm not forcing you to do anything if you don't want to, but seriously, what have you got to lose? Five seconds of your life?
Here's something I know you'll love.
[Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x5, Claydol
Points for Encounter: 45
Total Points: 390
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
@.@
[Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x5, Claydol
Points for Encounter: 60
Total Points: 450
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
[Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x5, Claydol
Points for Encounter: 45
Total Points: 495
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
Just out of interest, how much do my tiny and awful descriptions add? They are irritating to write, but if you guys really want them, then eh.
But they were mostly 'you proceed further in and encounter a(n) _______'! Not that amusing...
Also genders, I keep forgetting the genders today. You rolled a female.
Male
[Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x4, Claydol, Elekid (Female)
Points for Encounter: 45
Total Points: 555
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
Also, you were one number away from a Chimecho, which is Uncommon. Stop bribing the RNG.
I can't think of any recent ones that merited a chuckle.
*Points to a large sign labelled "Please do not feed the RNG"*
@_@ No. Feeding. The. RNG.
[Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x4, Claydol, Elekid (Female)
Points for Encounter: 60
Total Points: 615
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
Capture: +45 Points
Gender, self, gender. He's a male.
And the RNG becomes unmanageable if fed. Just think of it. All those things that rely on random chance, ruined... people with a 50-50 chance of survival, dead... breakdowns, crashes, sunken ships... the Apocalypse...
Female
[Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x3, Claydol, Elekid (Female), Skuntank (Male)
Points for Encounter: 45
Total Points: 720
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
Thank you, the RNG will appreciate losing some weight. She's getting somewhat sluggish.
Capture: +45 Points
Male
The RNG clearly hasn't recovered from you feeding her. You were one number away from a Rare Pokémon. [Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x2, Claydol, Elekid (Female), Skuntank (Male), Cubone (Female)
Points for Encounter: 60
Total Points: 825
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
Melodic
[Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x6
Points for Encounter: 45
Total Points: 135
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
Brock
Oops. Roll thediegenerator and it's female!
Capture: +45 Points
[Catch / Ignore]?
Inventory: Park Balls x5, Stunky (Male), Burmy (Ground) (Female)
Points for Encounter: 45
Total Points: 470
Partner Pokémon: Lanturn
No, overfed. Rare Pokémon time.
Capture: +60 Points
Female
Inventory: Park Balls x1, Claydol, Elekid (Female), Skuntank (Male), Cubone (Female), Torkoal (Male)
Points for Encounter: 90
Total Points: 975
Partner Pokémon: Psyduck
Melodic
This is your final Park Ball.
Capture: +90 Points
Inventory: Claydol, Elekid (Female), Skuntank (Male), Cubone (Female), Torkoal (Male), Clefable (Female)
Total Points: 1065
You have 1065 Points. This makes you eligible for: Bluk, Nanab, Lum, Pinap, Razz, Sitrus, or Wepear Berry.