Pick something up, die, and drop something

[speedblader03]

*picks up GPS*

*gets killed by a terminator who wants to find him*

*drops Potato of LIFE*

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

*picks up potato of LIFE*

*dies of a random heart attack that is unrelated to this potato*

*drops a printer*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up printer*

*ink spills out of printer and I slip and bust open skull on pavement*

*drops Sharpie*

 

[Taliax]

*Picks up sharpie*
*Sniffs sharpie too much and dies of fumes messing up my brain*
*Drops a lemon*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up lemon*

*takes a bite and learns lemon is to sour, face implodes as a result*

*drops a live chicken*

 

[speedblader03]

*picks up live chicken*

*chicken pecks to death*

*drops a bucket of corn starch and water*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up bucket*

*tosses substance onto the street, causes a car to swerve to side and barrel over the sidewalk, hitting me*

*drops a graphing calculator*

 

[Taliax]

*Picks up calculator*
*Dies from seeing one during the summer*
*Drops a plastic bowl filled with money*

 

[ijy]

*picks up bowl of money*
*dies of shock because he found money*
*drops hole puncher*

 

[Taliax]

*Picks up hole puncher*
*Trips and stbs myself in the eye with hole puncher*
*Drops dead self*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up Tailax's dead body*

*dies of disgust*

*drops checkbook*

 

[Taliax]

*Comes back to life*
*Picks up checkbook*
*Dies of a heart attack because someone drew a scary picture in the checkbook*
*Drops stolen iPhone*

 

[speedblader03]

*Picks up stolen iPhone*

*Gets killed by selfish owner*

*Drops pocket watch*

 

[Taliax]

*Picks up pocketwatch*
*Tries to figure out how to read the analog clock whie in the middle of a street*
*Gets run over by a car*
*Drops a ballpoint pen*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*Picks up ballpoint pen*

*Gets pen shoved down throat by random thug*

*drops a football*

 

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up football*

*gets surrounded by guys saying OPEN, OI ___, etc etc*

*drops PSP*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up PSP*

*goes to sell it but gets shot by the guy at the counter, who said, "How can you sell such an awesome handheld!?"*

*drops electric guitar*



(P.S. I'm not exactly the biggest PSP fan)

 

[ignore_this_acct]

*picks up guitar*

*trys to play it but sucks horribly so randomly dies*

*drops a pokeball*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up Pokeball*

*Pokeball blows up in my face because it was defective*

*drops lava lamp*

 

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up lava lamp*
*dies from trying to get the cookie that someone hid inside the lava lamp*
*drops earth*