Pick something up, die, and drop something

[ProgMetal_64]

*looks around waiting for someone to drop something*

*Earth falls on me*

*drops an Eevee*

 

[speedblader03]

*picks up eevee*

*eevee explodes for no apparent reason*

*drops macbook*

 

[Karkat Vantas]

*picks up Macbook*

*a PC falls on his head*

*drops jalapeno*

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks up japanelo*
*a zombie eats my brain*
*drops a billion dollars*

 

[Karkat Vantas]

*picks up the money*
*Obama steals it, then an anvil falls on my head*
*drops a zombie*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up zombie*

*zombie eats my guts*

*drops Slayer album*

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

*Picks up slayer album*
*it turns out ot be a portal and it summons creatures that kill me*
*Drops Nuclear hamster*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up hamster*

*dies from over-exposure to the radiation*

*drops a glass of water*

 

[Taliax]

*picks up glass of water*
*drownds*
*drops phone number*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up phone number*

*calls number, and receives a message saying "You have reached the Cell-Phone Self-Destruct Hotline, please wait."

*Phone explodes in face*

*drops a fried egg*

 

[Minnow]

*picks up a fried egg*

*Swallows the egg whole, chokes*

*drops a cube of Jello*

 

[Taliax]

*picks up jello*
*random bully stuffs it up my nose*
*suffocates*
*drops nose*

 

[Drowzee64]

*picks up nose*
*nose gets snot all over me and causes me to catch a disease*
*I die from the disease*
*drops 57 Gil*

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks up 57 gil*
*No one knows what it is and the police thinks its an UFO*
*Police kills me for having an UFO*
*Drops DoomsDay cookie*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up DoomsDay cookie and takes a bite*

*world implodes*

*drops flash drive*

 

[Loco Mocho]

*Picks up fash drive and plugs into laptop.*
*Virus infects laptop then shoop da whoops me*

drops Tails doll

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up Tails doll*

*dies because I looked into it's sinister eyes*

*drops feather*

 

[Loco Mocho]

*picks up feather*

*Gets tickled to death*

Drops a parakeet

 

[Starly]

*picks up parakeet*

*Parakeet pokes out eyes and eats left over organs*

*drops a pet rock*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up pet rock*

*turns out it was possessed so it eats my soul*

*drops ceiling fan*