Pick something up, die, and drop something

[Cyndaquil]

Here is one of my favorite games from the Trickster Online Forums. So here is how it works. Someone picks up the thing that the person before them dropped, and explains how it killed them, and then drops something for the next person to pick up.

*picks up brick 2 ton brick*
I die from carrying something way too heavy.
*drops moldy shoe*

 

[Momoharu]

*picks up moldy shoe*

*Dies from inhaling mold and probably being allergic to it*

*Drops a stick of mechanical pencil lead*

 

[Bombsii]

*picks up stick of pencil lead*

*Dies from starting to chew it.*

*Drops a lightsaber*

 

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up lightsaber*

*Dies from becoming a priority target*

*Drops Life Orb*

 

[Aerodactyl]

*Picks up Life Orb*

*Dies for having 1hp left*

*Drops cheeseburger*

 

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up cheeseburger*

*Gets ravaged by wolves*

*Drops diamond*

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

*picks up diamond*
*dies from the sun filtering through it and melting me*
*drops Wilson*

 

[Not Meowth]

*picks up diamond*

*mugged, and dies from wounds a few hours later*

*drops screwdriver*

 

[Bombsii]

*picks up screwdriver*

*tries to unscrew his eye ball*

*drops elastic band*

 

[Not Meowth]

*picks up elastic band*

*tries to wear it round his neck but it tightens and strangles him*

*drops cauliflower*

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

*picks up*

*cauliflower turns out to be a new mutant species of veganimal and eats me*

*drops House*

 

[Flora]

*picks up House*

*House hits me with a cane*

*drops GameCube controller*

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

*picks it up*

*IT EXPLODES BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALY A BOMB!!*

*drops a computer tablet*

 

[Not Meowth]

*tries to eat it but dies from throat lacerations from the smashed screen and stuff*

*drops cat*

 

[Taliax]

*Dies from cat allergy*

*Drops a pie*

 

[Not Meowth]

*slips on pie filling puddle and fractures skull on the pavement*

*drops a shoe*

 

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up shoe*

*Stands up too early and gets hit on the head with a heavy metal pole*

*Drops 342 gold*

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

*picks it up and eats it all because she thought they were chocolate gold coins*
(Actualy, even if it was chocolate I would have killed myself anyways...)
*drops some lead based paint*

 

[Not Meowth]

*drinks it and... well you can guess the rest*

*drops a hat*

 

[Mad MOAI]

*picks up hat*

*dies because of electrocuted hat*

*drops candy*