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Pick something up, die, and drop something

*Picks up water atom*

*Old lady somehow trips over my hand despite it being nowhere near her feet, which results in her grandson stabbing me*

*Drops sword*
 
*picks it up*

*I pick it up by the blade, and the blade is ridiculously sharp, and I die*

*drops pocket lint*
 
*Picks up pocket lint*

*It's in the center of a nuclear testing facility and I die from radiation*

*Drops a severed hand*
 
*picks up Einstein's brain*

*dies from it being too large a intelligent seeming. it emitted strange intelligence energy which was so powerful it killed me*

*drops a speech bubble*
 
*Dies from old age while trying to figure out what the speech bubble says*

*Drops a latex-free bandage*
 
*picks up bage-what sonic took it?*
Dies from starvation
*drops the next poster's grandmother*
 
*reburies her*
*gets killed by someone who thought I was a grave robber*
*drops a driver's license*
 
*picks up driver's license*
*gets killed by someone who thought that dead people can pick things up*
*drops the sky 10 kilometers*
 
*pillow lands on my face followed by a breeze block on either end, holding it on my face until I suffocate*

*drops the next poster*
 
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