Pokemon Island

[Blaziking the God General]

Blaziking snapped his fingers. "I know! Luxio meat is actually very tasty if you add salt and Pecha Berry juice! It's delicious!" He turned to Bobo. "Hey! Bobo! We want to eat you! Is that okay?" Then Blaziking turned to see a Ralts drop down in front of the group. "I will call you Squishy!"

 

[Kali the Flygon]

Butch shakes his head and pulls his legs away from the two, walking a few feet away. He watches 'Chomper' 'playing' with the Luxio next, and grins. He groans a bit, feeling some pain from being bitten, but tries to hide that fact. Butch then crouches down next to the Buneary, whispering to her. "... Maybe because you're so fluffy, you'll be first..."

 

[Yanmega]

Evan ignored the voice that was talking to him and thought that the bite wasn't hurting him so he stopped biting and lept from the ground and used quick attack. Jumping from place to place, to fast for anyone to see clearly, and struck syther's head, he jumped down gasping.

 

[Blaziking the God General]

"Whatever. But my favorite dish of all is Scyther with a marinade of Pecha, Oran, and Sitrus berry juice, barbequed with salt and pepper to season," Blaziking said, with his mouth literally over flowing with water. "Hey!" he said, letting all the water out on the ground in front of him. "You're a Scyther! SIC EM BOYS!!" Blaziking said, gesturing to the others in the group.

 

[Lili]

Creme just stared at Blaziking. As he yelled like a maniac. After about two minutes of just staring at the Munchlax, she turned her attention to the hungry Scyther.
"I... I don't taste very good. Trust me." She stammered while back away from him.

 

[Blaziking the God General]

Blaziking sighed. "Gutnorsomhemoroobageejeebedoofilia, that's your nickname cream, I already told him that you don't taste good." He turned to Malaria. "So, can we eat you?" Blaziking asked.

 

[Kali the Flygon]

As he was suddenly hit back in the head by the Eevee, Butch jumps to his feet and jumps over to the Eevee, growling. His wings spread open. "Are you ASKING to be killed?" He stares down at the Eevee, looking rather angry? Turning for just a moment to the Munchlax, he states coldly, "No. Back off."

 

[Yanmega]

Evan cought his breath and started to bite the syther on the place he bit the syther before. This time he felt stronger and clenched down as hard as he could.

 

[Lili]

"Gutnorsomhemoroobageejeebedoofilia? Um.. okay?" Creme said, not knowing whether to take it as a compliment or offensively.
As Evan bit down on Butch, Creme took this as the opportunity to run, but she was paralyzed with fear of the Eevee getting hurt while she was gone.

 

[Blaziking the God General]

"Yes. Your name now is Gutnorsomhemoroobageejeebedoofilia, or Gutnorsomhemoroobageejeebedoofili for short," Blaziking said as if it were the greatest thing on earth. "And Malaria, why can't we eat you? I'll give you some if you let us!" That'll trick him!

 

[Kali the Flygon]

"Argh!" Butch felt the Eevee latched onto his leg again. It seemed apparent that the Eevee wasn't getting his message. Butch suddenly slashed down at him with one of his blades.

 

[Yanmega]

As Eevee felt more confident than ever he was shrouded in a blinding white light. Evan let go of biting the syther, and narroly avoiding a slash attack too. When the light fadded Evan looked very different indeed. He evolved into a Leafeon!

 

[Blaziking the God General]

"Oh, my, gosh," Blaziking said with a valley girl accent. "You, like, totally, like, evolved! That is so, like, awesomely amazing! I mean, like, oh my god! You look so totally like, awesome!" He turned to Malaria and snapped his fingers in a Z formation. "What now brotha?"

 

[Kali the Flygon]

Speaking to the Munchlax, Butch replied when the Eevee finally let go of his leg. "Why don't you go eat yourself? You got plenty of you to go around. Huh?" He then noticed the white light encompassing the Eevee, and took a step back. The Scyther watched the evolution, staring as the Eevee finally became a Leafeon.

"Wow, impressive..." Seeing it wouldn't be so easy now, Butch tries another approach. "Hey, you got a lot of guts, kid... I don't think I'll eat you afterall. Why don't you stick around, and we can hang out." He then heard the Munchlax going on and on about something. "Shut up, Chomper.."

 

[Blaziking the God General]

((This has to be the most fun RPG ever))

"Goodness Malaria! Eat myself? I'm not insane!" Blaziking said.

 

[Yanmega]

Evan, Still in shock, he heard the syther said that he wanted to befriend him so he said "Thanks" Evan wanted to say more but there was nothing more to be said

 

[Kali the Flygon]

"Maybe, but you are plump and juicy... I bet you'd go well between two slices of bread, and covered in berry jam... " The Scyther smirks, licking his lips. Then everything went out...

(too bad Scyther's 4x resistant to grass though, huh?)

 

[Blaziking the God General]

"Mmm, you know what Malaria? I sound pretty good! If only I wasn't myself then I wouldn't eat me." Blaziking paused. "Did that sound weird to anyone else?"

 

[Mad MOAI]

Nidoking sauntered through the forest. He had been hungry the last few days; there was barely any food to go around. Then, Nidoking heard voices of Pokemon. Following them, he came to a Munchlax, a Buneary, a Leafeon, and a Scyther. They seemed to bickering around about something. With his stomach growling, Nidoking confronted them. "Hello, my name is Nidoking. What's going on here?" he asked. He looked around at the Pokemon, eyeing them with interest. He stepped up behind the Buneary. "Well, you are a cute one. how about naming you food? You're so cute I could eat you." He was followed by a loud growl from his belly.

 

[Blaziking the God General]

"We're discussing whether or not to eat each other!" Blaziking said joyfully. "This is Bobo, that's Malaria, that's Squishy, that's Fluff Snuff, and over there is Gutnorsomhemoroobageejeebedoofilia (Or Gutnorsomhemoroobageejeebedoofili for short), and I'm Blaziking! I'm going to call you Obscene!!!" Blaziking said excitedly.