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Pokemon of the Conga Line (PotV Parody)

Will you answer no to this question?

  • Total voters
    15
Lauren cried, "Please spare me, o beast of space..." She then fainted, but somehow still stayed in the conga line.
 
Rayquaza, spacial-dumped, weather-dumped Palkia. Then Mew and Jirachi peed on Ohayou's head. STD didn't notice they cam out and continued giving STDs to people by conga-ing.
 
Ohayou harnessed Palkia's spatial-power, went to the PMD world, and beat little Bidoofs with a stick got a cleanse orb. Palkia then realized what he had done, so he took a dump on Ohayou's piss covered head, and put him back at the begining of the Conga line.

"Time to be clean!" Ohayou yelled, activating the Cleanse orb. Unfortunately, the orb exploded, sending Ohayou several meters away, where water from the orb was dumped on him.
 
"But it has been a year for me...you do not want to know what happened." Blade said. A flashback happened and creepy music started to play along with the conga music. No one saw the flashback except for Blade, and he won't tell anyone what he saw to this day.
 
Tsyru started to claw his eyeballs out.

"Firefox has spellcheck..." Twitchy muttered, "FLARETH, TALKING THROUGH ME?"

"YEP!" a voice cried from above.
 
STD was confused.
Ally CONGA LINE continued conga-ing!
STD conga'd!
 
Latias came out of her POKéBALL on her own. A POKéMON style battle began...
Go! Latias!
LATIAS used CARAMELLDANSEN!
Music started to play!
The music is loud...
 
MYSTI used CRY LIKE A BABY BECAUSE THEY STOPPED CARMELLDANSENING!
MYSTI started the music!
MYSTI used CARMELLDANSEN!
 
The music was loud...
STD was dancing!
STD used GET BACK ON TOPIC!
STD sent his message!
 
Somehow, all the dancing got them to Veilstone, and I don't feel like posting anything interesting at the moment, so write about randomosity in the game corner and pokemart.

"The plot will continue tomorrow!" Ohayou yelled, pointing at Nurse Joy for reasons unknown.
 
Mysti went to the Game Corner and ate everyone. Then she stole all the prizes and yelled, "I WIN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
 
PALKIA used RANDOMOSITY!
But it failed!
PALKIA said WTF!
PALKIA used SPACIAL DUMP!
The SPACIAL DUMP drowned out the music!
The music is soft...

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Blade entered the Game Corner and played slots. Latias escaped from her POKéBALL and started leading a concert by Caramelldansening.
 
STD was just there, staring at all the animosity going on.
 
Ohayou looked at STD.
"I'm pretty sure I said "randomosity"... not animosity."
 
Chip sat on a meteorite. Deoxys came down and said "Use Microsoft Word" before disappearing again.
 
The peanut secretly contained the HIV/AIDS virus, and Twitchy was infected.
Roll a 15 or higher to repent to Palkia.
 
STD took a chance card, and went to Park Place. He bought it. Then he picked at his belly lint, which he just realized he didn't have.
 
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