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Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal Version

I died laughing.

"You had gained monaters from graduate school!"

Also, obviously, "VOLCANO BAKEMEAT."
 
"EGGIE HUGEBALL BAG FUCK"

"BALL SPRING TO ELF! ??? ??? ???? ???Y!"

"THE TOWER IS BUILT FOR POCKET MONSTERS TO PRACTISE BUDDHISM"

"WE WILL NOT DESTROY THE TOWER, EVEN IF WE ARE CRAZY"

Best part: Team Rocket is TEAM MISSILE BOMB!
 
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...Diamond and Jade are intelligible compared to this. o.o

They seem to be getting a lot of critical hits hits to key.

EDIT: "*using Tackle on Bellsprout* WHY AREN'T MY MOVES NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, WHAT TYPE IS CATERPIE POISON/GRASS RIGHT"
this close to nerdrage you guys
 
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The horrible translation is all fine and good, but the fact that several things just weren't named is just amazing.
 
...This is so awesome. I just... love it. Also, the fact that "Rage" is called "Yuja" amuses me muchly for some reason. Croc's feeling is STRONGER! And how Pokémon seem to have a pillory. Raging try hard. And there was one person who I believe said they were "full of fancy." That amused me so much.

And "MONATERS!" "I am a monster... coach."

God, this is just... yes.
 
Hahaha, I remember this game. My friend in school had it years ago, I think it came with one of those bootleg four in one games. I just about laughed my ass off when I started playing for the first time.
 
I watched these all in one go yesterday and for a while normal English didn't look right. I kept reading it and in my head I was putting emphasis on the wrong words as if the word order was wrong. Took me a few times to realise that "Have you also tried these cereals?" makes sense.
 
If I ever work to translate games,
I hope my products seem more sane.
I shall endeavor, with some luck,
To avoid "EGGIE!FRUIT BAG FUCK".
 
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