Open Presidency Gone Wrong

[Mad MOAI]

Dan thought about what he could use. "Do you have a Rainy Orb, Violent seed or something like that? I'd like to have it."

 

[o_O]

"Thanks!" Oo said to the Mawile. He set off towards city hall, reading the newspaper on his way.
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WTF does this have a child pornography tag?!?!?

 

[Strawberry]

"The Dark Dust is 700 Poke. And I have both Rainy orbs and Violent seeds," Koro said.
((Oh, yeah, wtf is with the child pornography!?))

 

[Storm Earth and Fire]

"Yes it will!", Lachlan replied as he set some amount of money, probably 350 Pokes, and grabbed one of the statues, roughly shoving it into his mouth and crunching it around, then swallowing. He grabbed the other two, and asked, "Talking over at the capitol again? I'll be sure to not miss it.", of Blozz, with a bit of a sarcastic edge.

 

[kunikida.]

Snap. I only have 650. Hey, maybe I could sell this Petrify Orb...It might sell for at least 50 Poke! "Um, Koro? How much would a Petrify Orb sell here?"

 

[Strawberry]

"A Petrify Orb? I'll buy that for 50 Poke," Koro said.

 

[kunikida.]

"Yes!" Kari put the Petrify Orb on the counter. 700 Poke! Hello, Dark dust! "Now, I'd like to get the Dark Dust, please!"

 

[o_O]

As Oo walked towards city hall, he was suddenly turned around by a Ninjask buzzing by. "Hey!" he said. "Watch where you're going!" he shouted towards him as he kept on walking.

 

[Strawberry]

"Ok!" Koro takes the 700 Poke and gives Kari the Dark Dust. "Thanks!"

 

[MurrMurr]

"Yeah, Lachlan, if you wanna head on over there, I'm just checking to see if anyone's there and willing to talk." He laid some Poke on the counter, took a bite out of an Apple, and casually walked over to the makeshift capitol.

(EDIT: Who tagged this child pornography? Seriously.)

 

[kunikida.]

"No, thank you!" Kari zoomed out of the store and back to the base. "Hey, Kandi! Lookie! Look what I spent our money and Petrify Orb on!" "What?" "Look!" Kari showed her leader the dust. "Cool! Dark Dust! That'll work!" "Um, what's Dark Dust, Kan?" Hannah asked. "Well, it's an item that boosts Dark-types Defense! I say we're ready to go! What's our job again, Han?" "Um, to escort a Leafeon to Labrinth Cave's 8th floor." "All right, let's go!" The 3 Dark-types and Glaceon had walked out togther and left for Labrinth Cave, leaving Dasia behind.

 

[Mewtwo]

"No one can help, huh?" I said, walking out of the store. "This one looks pretty busy!" I muttered to myself as I walked into Koro's shop. "We got an Eevee I found in the ocean, and she needs help. Can anyone help?"

 

[Mad MOAI]

"I'd like a Violent Seed," said Dan. "How much is it?"

 

[o_O]

As Oo shuffled around, he suddenly saw Blozz, the Ludicolo running for president, near the island capitol. "OMG! IT'S BLOZZ!" he said. "Can I have your autograph?"
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(I didn't. I was the one who asked why it's there. And can't the only people who can tag stuff be mods and the thread creator or something?)

 

[MurrMurr]

"I certaintly do like your attitude. I hear you run a dance studio? Well, then enjoy this!" And then Blozz executed a flip, landing on his head. He spun around, tried to flip up, and landed on his side. Standing up and brushing off the dirt, he commented, "I tried," chuckled merrily, and then slowly samba-ed away.

 

[o_O]

"Good-bye Mr. Blozz!" Oo shouted as the Ludicolo walked away. "I'll be rooting for you in the election! And you can have free lessons at any time!" He continued to stroll around the island, training to be stronger.

 

[Mewtwo]

"CAN NOBODY HELP THIS EEVEE?!?!" Masquerade screamed as she left Koro's shop.

 

[Elfin]

Onna put the money into the cash register, humming. Hearing the Mewtwo screaming outside, she grabbed a fluffy towel, an apple, and a Mew doll. She ran outside.
"I can! Here you go!"

 

[Strawberry]

"A violent seed is 50 Poke," Koro stated.

 

[Mad MOAI]

"Good enough for me." Somehow, Dan placed the right amount of money on the counter.