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I stared at my accuser. "You gotta be kidding me," I grunted.
I pointed at them, barely holding back my frustration at their idiocy. "Aliens? That the Sam Diddly Farce are you talking about?" I pointed at the dead Mayor, who was now being carted away by a bunch of squints. "There was a death last night! Are you new to the big picture or what?!"
I sighed. The cat was out of the bag. Like it could of been kept in in the first place. I mean hell, here I am speaking in a monologue inside my head, smoking enough cigs to kill me in ten minutes flat, wearing a trenchcoat and a hat, yeah, you know who I am. Surprised it didn't come up sooner. "'Ya got me," I admitted, stepping back. "Yeah, I'm a investigator. Best in the game. You want to get through this," I jam my thumb back at the dead Mayor again, "you need me. And you need me alive, my friend. So may I suggest you take a step back and let the real people do their job, and stop ranting about them aliens. Just go put on a tin foil hat and dance the ol' two step under a full moon or whatever it is you crazies do."
I shoved my hands in my pockets. "The mayor was in some fishy business. Ruffled the wrong feathers. But I'd been following 'em, they had no blood on their hands."
I shook my head. "But I doc would be nice, to help out."
Well yeah, it's either alien or mafia. And after that post, you've been promoted from alien suspect to mafia suspect. You made no attempt to say why you're not alien; on the contrary, the placement of dumbfounded "You gotta be kidding me" and sighing that your secret is out right before and after your fact-free dismissal of you possibly being alien implies that you want us to think you are the alien, now that I brought up the possibility. You didn't even do as much as give a reason for not trying to hide your role identity.
Another thing that makes me think you're mafia instead of alien is you asked for a heal, which if you were alien might prevent you from getting activated. This doesn't mean you're not alien of course; there are other reasons you could have asked for a doc. You could have just been trying to saying what an inspector would say. Which, by the way, is another mistake. You left out something crucial. The day is drawing to a close and you don't know if you'll live another night, yet you forgot to give us last night's inspection result.
"The mayor was in some fishy business. Ruffled the wrong feathers. But I'd been following 'em, they had no blood on their hands."
Ahh, crap. I just striked with my last post.