Suicide Game! =D

[ToadDude]

Ok! Welcome to..
The SUICIDE Game!
The way to play is... you kill yourself with what the poster above you dropped, then drop your own item!

Example-
Poster001- I shove the Playing card down my throat, thus suffocating me.
I drop a Mirror.

Poster002- The Mirrors' glare from the sun blinds me, then I run onto the road and a 16-Wheeler runs me over!
I drop 100,000,000 Poké.

Poster003- The 100 Million Pokédollars cut me (don't ask how) and I bleed to death.
I drop a.... You get the point :sweatdrop:

Anyway... let's begin!
I drop a Pokéball.

 

[Eclipse]

The Pokeball manages to catch me, and I die from being cramped into such small space and the lack of oxygen.

I drop a ton of bricks and feathers.

 

[Dr Frank]

I manage to dodge the bricks but the feathers tickle me until I die.
I drop a credit card.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

I buy so much that I get a million dollar's worth of debt. I then slice my throat to avoid paying it.

I drop a Katamari ball.

 

[Tsunami]

I get picked up by the Katamari ball, which then goes into the water.

I drop Ash's New Voice and a copy of the Eragon Movie.

 

[Barubu]

I open up the case and the book then die from my eyes burning.

I drop a peanut.

 

[Tsunami]

I have peanut allergies! *suffocates*
Drops adrenaline shot.

 

[thunder]

I stab myself in the jeart and die
I drop lots of sugar

 

[Barubu]

I get a sugar rush and crash right at the end of a cliff then fall off.

I drop one of my hairs.

 

[Dr Frank]

The hair gets stuck in my windpipe, choking me to death.

I drop a garotte.

 

[Tsunami]

I turn the garrote into a noose, and hang myself.

I drop my undead body.

 

[Green]

I step out of the way of the body, and then run away, attempting to burn out the emotional scars left behind. :^(

I drop a rock. :I

 

[Tsunami]

Which falls on my head, crushing my brain.

I drop Angel of Death.

If you don't know what that is, go back to your studies of mushrooms, poisons, and poisonous mushrooms!

 

[Eclipse]

The very smell of it kills me.

I drop striped paint and elbow grease, complete with brain bleach.

 

[Tsunami]

It splashes on me, and I melt.

I drop one of the Sand Worms of Dune.

 

[Dr Frank]

It hugs me until I die.

I drop a knuckle sandwich, with lettuce in it.

 

[Tsunami]

I try to eat it, but the knuckles get stuck in my windpipe.

I drop a respirator.

 

[Dr Frank]

I put on the respirator but it only allows me to breathe oxygen, and I die.

I drop a foon.

 

[Tsunami]

I kill myself by pacing off of a cliff while trying to figure out just what the hell it is.

I drop the wait time for getting an account on Safari Zone.

 

[Dr Frank]

(Know what a spork is? The foon is the opposite.)

The wait time shows me all of Dali's works and kills me.

I drop a Nazi Magikarp.