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Suicide Game! =D

The flag falls over my head. I then run around, flailing and screaming "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IF OFF AAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHUHUHAAGAGAGUUUAUGH" until I step on that jump pad again and fly downwards into a Ke$ha concert. All of my blood comes out of my ears as I scream and die.

While I was flailing around, I happened to drop a single penny.
 
1p can't get you, well, anywhere these days, so I decide, for some inexplicable reason, to go to a casino and start playing Poker, playing hand after hand after hand until I suddenly find myself with £25,000 in chips. I cash these in, however I don't have my passport on me for ID. I decide to go and get it but on my way I randomly, and equally inexplicably, find a Millenium Item wielding nutter who challenges me to a Shadow Duel. Luckily I happen to have my Custom Deck with me and I am thus given a Duel Disk by the thin air next to me, cuz I'm magic like that. My 12 Devas wipe the floor with his sorry behind at least until he plays some God Card I've never seen before. Naturally it even wipes out Zhuqiao and I get sent to the Shadow Realm (I'm having a mixed day today...) where I ultimately die of boredem and hunger.

I drop a box of randomness!!!
 
upon closer inspection, the tree is in fact the ugly tree, but it gets horribly angry when I call it that and starts shouting obscenities at me. I back away until I accidentally walk into the path of a little kid on a swing, and his foot connects with the base of my skull, giving me an aneurysm and killing me. I dropped a vase with flowers in it.(I was going to leave it for the tree guy.)
 
I pick up the vase of flowers and smell them, but I forgot to take my allergy medicine and I sneeze loudly. It attracts the attention of the hornets living in the ground, and I run around screaming and run into the yard of a crazy old man, who then yells "DAMN KIDS!" and whips out a flamethrower. I am cooked, but still alive...until the kestrel smells me and rips little bits off of me and eats them, killing me.

All that is left is my skeleton (which is the next item).
 
It lands next to me, so I take out my flamethrower, but it burns me :(

I drop my flamethrower, catch it, then drop a kids meal from Burger King :D
 
Turns out the kids' meal is from 2001, so when I try the fries, I instantly vomit. I run to the hospital, vomiting all over everything, and then a car way behind me slips over my vomit, drives into the jump pad, and goes flying up. I am now in the waiting room in the hospital, and then, the desk clerk calls my name, and I get into my room...the room the car comes down on.

I drop my IV.
 
Zero 2362, from our Xbox Live Clan, seeing as due to his collapsed intestines has to be fed through a tube into his stomach, sees this IV and mistakes it for his meds. Seeing as taking them induces no results he starts to pester me for his stupid mistake, me constantly telling him he fails and calling him a baka, until some bleeding heart PC nut sees this as invalid abuse and I wind up having to take care of him for two weeks. Within a couple hours I wind up so sick of his bullcrap boring me with his FanFic stories I wind up smothering him. Unfortunately I wind up getting hanged for this...

I drop the pillow I used to smother him with!
 
I pick it up and get attacked by a huge group of angry bald chickens that thought I took their feathers for the pillow and I \ get pecked to death.
I drop a bald chicken
 
I watch it coming towards me before it stops, right in front of me for no obvious reason. As we're staring at each other for a while I whip out one my Kunai knives (yes, the Silver Mane ones, that only respond to me, seeing as they're my Ultima Weapon), and cut its head off so damn fast it doesn't even realise its head has even been chopped off. As I walk away armed police surround me and tell me to get on the floor. Unfortunately one of them has a twitchy trigger finger and he opens fire and thus so does everyone else, hence I am, as they say, filled with lead...

I drop that chicken's head...
 
Gags on own vomit after being so utterly disgusted by chicken head.

I drop vomit. Nasty, icky vomit.
 
I run away from it, and run into a tree. After, I duct tape pillows and cushions to all the trees and hard objects around me so I can't run into anything and get hurt anymore! :D

I drop a slinky!
 
I spot slinky and go to investigate surrounded by all these hard objects with pillows duct taped to them. The slinky gets a mind of its own and all the pillows dive somehow off of the trees and other hard things and they then hold me down with their soft pillowyness. The slinky then breaks in two and while one half jumps down my throat the other half wraps itself round my throat and because I haven't been on TCoD for a while I get killed in two ways at once as punishment...

I drop soft pillows... Beware!!!
 
I begin to have a pillow fight with some random people off the street. One of them, a sociopath, chokes me with flying feathers.

I drop a pillowcase.
 
I look at the case from all sides, stick my head in and fail to catch anymore air.
I drop my talking meatbun while trying to get the pillowcase off.
 
The meatbun makes me believe I am insane, so I see a psychiatrist named Janet Jackson.(NO RELATION TO THE SINGER, SHE ALWAYS HAS TO DEAL WITH THAT, UGH!) Miss Jackson has three patients. An old man named Jenkins, a little pyromaniac girl named Sally, and a literally homophobic (as in, he's AFRAID of gay people, doesn't hate, is AFRAID of them) shivering mess named Pierrielle de la Ciera. All of these people have different pill prescriptions and Miss Jackson herself has a very hard job. On one particular evening of today, she accidentally gives me all three of the patients' pills in a bout of confusion. I overdose and die.

I drop a bit of flan.
 
I don't have a clue what the bit of flan is, so I burn it in hopes of getting a nice flame. The flame coming from it is so huge that it burns me alive.

while burning the flan, I left my darth vader mask behind.
 
I pick up the mask and examine it, but it attracts a passing Dragonair that thinks I am a threat to her kingdom and kidnaps me and I am savaged by a Dragonite. I die.

I drop a match that when ignited, opens a portal to the world of PMD 1!
 
I enter the world of PMD 1, not having the slightest clue what it is. It appears to be inhabited by nutters. Being a nutter myself, I become a member of their society. However, the ritual that allows me to become a full member includes fighting the blood elf, who defeats me in one hit. I get teleported to the rebirth point, but it turns out to have flooded and I drown.

As the blood elf searches through the loot I left upon getting defeated, he finds a cube. He decides it's useless and throws it away, for the next poster to find.
 
*picks up cube*

It's a cube of solid gold! *runs off to go sell it*

*gets mugged*

As the mugger rifled through all my belongings, he finds my phone, but discards it for the next person to pick up.
 
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