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TCoD: The Café of Doom

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Ugh. Now someone's fainted?!
This is getting worse all the time! *narrowly dodges a F-bomb* *gets Parasol ability* *throws alcohol bottles around* *runs like mad* AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

The next thing I know, someone dangerous will get in and attempt to kill us all!
 
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Captain Falcon walks in:

Hey Smash Bros. crew, when I need a boost, I drink, FALCON PAWNCH! The energy drink that's so awesome that it'll make your head EXPLODE! *hands FALCON PAWNCH! to Lucas* Wow, this tastes goo-*BOOM* *head explodes* Ness says, "Dude, you murdered Lucas?!?!?" Don't worry kid, he's just a clone of you! FALCON PAWNCH! *starts handing out FALCON PAWNCH!'es*
 
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*gives captain falcon some martinis*
FALCON DRUNK!
FALCON PUKE!
FALCON PASS OUT!
FALCON AWAKEN!
FALCON PAWNCHHHH! >:D
 
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o_O;; Captain Falcon's here now?!
This probably means the rest of the Smash Bros. crew will come in too, from Bowser to R.O.B.!
 
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Jeff and Hal gather FALCON PAWNCH!'es:

Hal, "What the **** are Shy Guy's doing here?"
Jeff, "I guess they got tired of Club Iggy."
Hal, "Yeah, that place really did suck."
Jeff, "Yeah."
Hal, "Hey!"
Hal, "Lets give these FALCON PAWNCH!'es to them!"
Jeff, "Okay, but If we get in trouble it's coming out of your pay."
Hal, "But I don't get any?"
Jeff, "Exactly"
Hal, "Dick"
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Shy Guy 1, "Hello there"
Hal, "Hey, you want some, PAWNCH!?!?!?"
Shy Guy 1, "Ok, sure, *drinks*"
Jeff, "What a Dumb ***"
Hal, "I know"
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Shy Guy 1, "Brethren, you've got to try this punch."
All Shy Guys, "Ok, *chugs down*"
Shy Guy 2, "Oh boy, this is good!"
Shy Guy 3, "I feel energized"
Shy Guy 5, "The power is rushing to my head"
Shy Guy 6, "My head is swelling and feels explosive! Woah!"
Shy Guy 7, "What happened to Shy Guy 4?"
All Shy Guys, "Vlaaugh! *heads explode*
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Hal, "Lets give this to Mario!"
Jeff, "Are you retarded? We've already caused enough murders."
Hal, "No, you'll never have to deal with him again! Or do you want him to step on you and send you to kingdom come?"
Jeff, "Ok"
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Mario, Its'a me Marijua-Mario!
Jeff, "Hey, you want some-"
Mario, My mushroom, MINE! *steps on Jeff and Hal*
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GAME OVER!
 
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I've decided to be a hippie.

"Come together... right now... over me."

I've decided be a pirate.

Argh!

I've decided... oh, come with me, there's a whole other world underneath the floorboards!
 
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Blizz said:
I've decided to be a hippie.

"Come together... right now... over me."

I've decided be a pirate.

Argh!

I've decided... oh, come with me, there's a whole other world underneath the floorboards!
Click to expand...

No there isn't, there's Alakazam's bomb.
Which I think Kayti drilled through :o
 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*picks up pieces of Kayti and tries to stick them back together*
 
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*dresses up as one also*

LET'S... DO WHATEVER YOU DO AT A DRESS-UP-AS-AN-ANTHROPOMORPHIC-SHREW PARTY
 
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