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I WILL MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEMJames
Whether you were wearing pants or not before you thought to check and look down, you are now. Your hat is striped with multiple colors and has a little red propeller in the center. Trés chic.
In the meadow, your nose alerts you to something fetid and foul and perhaps a bit familiar. Covering your nose with your hand, you turn around and see a female gloom being chased around the hill valley rather pitifully by a skarmory, delighting in raising fear in his prey.
(Assume the unspoken question at the end of every entry is "What do you do?")
wow giant metal birds that are usually carnivorous except for when it's convenient biiiiiite? I AM SUPER SURPRISED no really I am it's a dream I'm not allowed to be pecked he's my friendThe skarmory approaches your open hand cautiously, then pecks at a grape soda cap. ... Did you know skarmory pecks hurt? You'd probably be bleeding if it wasn't through a bit of metal, and if he hadn't poofed to silver radiance and sparkles when his beak hit your hand.
The gloom shows her appreciation by letting loose a stench that you might describe as old sneakers mixed with some rotten eggs and dead fish with just a hint of skunk fumes. She trots away, oblivious to your suffering.
[ Obtained one (1) male skarmory! ]
GODDAMN INVISIBLE STAIRCASES, GETTING IN MY WAYJames
Continuing like a pro, you look around, scanning the area for more pokémon. You do this so thoroughly that you miss the translucent purple step whacking you in the forehead! Ow.
You take a step back and take it in. Seemingly arising from and held by nothing, you see a tall, literally floating staircase stretching from the ground to... you can't see that high. The semitransparent purple steps seem solid and unmoving enough when you press on them and step on the lowest ones.
What do you do??