Crazy Linoone
broke ASB
feh wailord would make a great pet
tie a few large helium balloons to it
and then just keep it in the sky
how will you feed it
I don't see why Swellow would be a bad pet. It could feed itself!
Swellow counts as "small bird pokemon", since it can sit on your head without crushing you, which is small enough for most purposes. A swellow would be nice, actually--it'd eat all the annoying bugs/flies/whatevers for you.