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Yo Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so old, she farted and dust came out.

More coming later
 
Yo mama so fat the sine of the reciprocal of her radius is equal to the reciprocal of her radius.
 
Yo mama's so fat, it took a team of astrophysicists years of carefully measuring the distortion of light arriving from galaxies on the far side of her gravity well in order to calculate her mass.
 
Your mother is so disoriented, she threw a rock at the galaxy and missed.

Your mother is so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for public exposure.

Your mother is so fat, she looked at a flight of stairs and they ran away.

Your mother is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. (EDIT: Looks like someone already did this one??? I'm keeping it anyway. Deal with it. >:I )

/end monologue
 
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Murkrow said:
Yo mama so fat the sine of the reciprocal of her radius is equal to the reciprocal of her radius.
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I'd like to change this to "Yo mamma's so massive that the sine of the reciprocal of her Schwarzchild radius..."
 
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