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You are a...

I'm a titanic pimp who likes to enhance dwarfs.

Wait what?

Other things I am:

A long devil who likes to forgive pumas.

A frail fruitcake who likes to tear tigers.

And a strange dinner who likes to sew balls.

o-o
 
I'm a gigantic fruitcake who likes to cum on seaweed.
I'm a strange deity who likes to punish vaginas.
I'm a quaint hobo who likes to steal giant tits.
I'm a black bitch who likes to fistfuck cunts.

I like this a lot.
 
...it would appear that I am a puny organ donor who likes to sluuuuurp cunts...

I wanna try again ;_;

...now I'm a lazy ghoul who likes to grope gorillas.
...a puny manwhore who likes to wait for heterosexuals.
...a ratty necrophiliac who likes to pay toes...

I take it these are all as disturbing and depraved as each other, yes?
 
I am a slam-dancing bottle of lube who likes to corrupt sandwiches.

That doesn't make sense, so...

I'll instead become a zany door who likes to wake Bill Cosby?
No, no, no, I'm a gigantic pinup model who likes to melt birds!

Ugh...

I'll settle for jittery bandit who likes to bend Hank Hill.
 
I am a green mac computer who likes to buy Hank Hill.

8D Heh heh...propane.

*tries again*

And I am a red fish stick who likes to look at dinosaurs.
 
I'm a toe-sucking beauty who likes to steal women?

Not sure what the police are gonna think about that, I must say.
 
I'm a well-hung lobster who likes to touch women, a godly man who likes to discover homosexuals, and a tricky deity who likes to smack homosexuals. Apparently if I were important in any religious way, I'd be homophobic.
 
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I am an ADHD geek who enjoys posting in stupid threads such as these.

ami doin it rite?
 
Dezzuu said:
I am an ADHD geek who enjoys posting in stupid threads such as these.

ami doin it rite?
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I'm a buff fruitcake who likes to rape monkeys. That thing is smart.

And a monumental ringtial raper who likes to wait for women.

And a bright bitch who likes to fling turtles.

And a toe-sucking lamp who likes to fuck hippopotami.

And a jittery guy who likes to tear rocks.

And a yummy bicycle that likes to pilfer beans.

And a delicious goddess who likes to fed divas.

And a crazy clown who likes to sew monkeys.

And a tall giant who likes to squeeze mufflers.

And a lazy computer that likes to sit on Mexico.

And a confused punk who likes to fistfuck rocks. Very confused indeed...

And a tame sex god who likes to infect archeologists. Does that mean I have an STD?

And a pathetic hunk who likes to cum on Bill Cosby.

...I like this game.
 
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