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[Storm Earth and Fire]

I am an ADHD geek who enjoys posting in stupid threads such as these.

ami doin it rite?

Did you... expect anything? The name of the forum is insanity.

I am a nice cocksucker who likes to knit mice. D:

 

[Zuu]

the fact that it's in the insanity forum doesn't make it any less dumb

 

[Storm Earth and Fire]

Aye. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. =D

 

[Stardust Dragona]

I am an Egyptian pharoah who feels strangely comfortable in leather.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

I'm a horrible salesman that likes to wring out dinosaurs.

I'm a slimy fruitcake that likes to smack bears.

I'm a wonderful boyfriend that likes to rive scarves.

I'm a beautiful husky that likes to discover huskies.

I'm a tiny bag of shit that likes to ride ducks.

I'm a punctual grandmother that likes to shrink axes.

I'm a sad dragon that likes to bake axes.

...This thing is AWESOME.

 

[Not Meowth]

the fact that it's in the insanity forum doesn't make it any less dumb

The fact that it's in the Insanity forum means it doesn't matter if it's dumb. :3

 

[Storm Earth and Fire]

Today I am a zany butt who likes to shrink paws.

 

[Philly]

I am an Egyptian pharoah who feels strangely comfortable in leather.

You never really got that, you stole it from Yu-Gi-Oh! The abridged Series.

 

[Not Meowth]

Wonder what I am today...

A puny runt who likes to hang doorknobs.
A kind rat who likes to pull Bing Crosby.
A wasteful pecker who likes to wake blow-up dolls
A monkey-like banister who likes to strip horses.
A tough airport who likes to end the life of kangaroos.
A very large deformity who likes to spit at mammals.


Basically though, I'm a sad idiot who has nothing worthwhile to do. :3

 

[Dark Tyranitar]

I am a watery husky who likes to sleep on dinosaurs.
I am a wide-eyed elephant who likes to pilfer dinosaurs.
And...*drumroll*
I am a scary clown who likes to hurt Bill Cosby.

Yes, that describes me perfectly.

 

[Erindor the Espeon]

A kind dad that likes to kneel on orcas.

A very large bicycle who likes to bake toes.[/epic]

A minuscule peach who likes to gulp oxen.

A godly baby who likes to forsake hawks.

 

[Bombsii]

I am a dark assassin with lots of baby-raping armour on.

 

[Flying Bread]

I'm a long Goliath who likes to fistfuck cocks....
....
Or a lazy baby who likes to strip dinosaurs
....
I do some disturbing stuff

 

[Bombsii]

I am a phoenix looking at porno magazines.

 

[Flying Bread]

I'm a fucking hot assistant who likes to steal wives
Or a mushy beauty who likes to eat testes.
Or a beautiful Viking prince who likes to ride Barney

 

[S.K]

Why are like, 75% of posts here dirty?

I am a gluestick who likes to write poetry

 

[Arcanine]

I am a sexy computer who likes to wake mules.

... Something tells me I'll spend some time doing this.

 

[H20firefly]

i am a clumbsy pimp who likes to mislead crocodiles
i am a silly salad buffet who likes to burst axes
i am a foxy organ doner who likes to spill coffee on ringtails
i am a strange governor who likes to upset paws
i am a wide-eyed dad who likes to play with tigers
i am a slam-dancing deformity who likes to bend crocodiles
i am a large brested dancer who likes to smell rice
i am a friendly giant squid who likes to steal circus tents
i am a gigantic bastard who likes to upset lawnmowers
i am a huge slut who likes to orally explore Europe
best game ever...

 

[Worst Username Ever]

I'm a scary governor that likes to punch Geemo(what's geemo?)
I'm a nutty lamp that likes to fistfuck coke junkies.
I'm a big sea captain that likes to worship Geemo. (WHAT IS GEEMO?)
I'm a tan mac computer that likes to devour Canada.
I'm a frail baby that likes to shrink feet.

^^

 

[Not Meowth]

Why are like, 75% of posts here dirty?

It's the thingy's fault. It's a disturbed, depraved pervert. XD