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You Know You Fail at (insert game here) When...

You know you fail at Resident Evil when you can't get past the first 15 minutes without shutting off the game and screaming in terror.
 
You know you fail at Dead Space when you think you can just pause the game with the inventory menu to stop shit from attacking...
 
You know you fail at Baldur's Gate when you decide to go pick the pretty black flowers.
 
You know you fail at earthbound when you cant stop laughing at Poo.

You know you fail at Pokemon when you are mad because you cant find a shiny in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.

You know you fail at Spyro when you quit at Tree Tops.
 
You know you fail at Pokemon Rumble when you think the Toy Rattata can actually beat the Battle Royale.

You know you fail at Mario games when this happens.

You know you fail at any Mystery Dungeon game when you're wondering how in the world can you get Mew.

You know you fail at Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow/Fr/Lg when you belive Mew is not under the truck. She's chillin' under that truck, yo.
 
You know you fail at Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow when using the code I discovered by accident and you STILL can't get Mew!

You know you fail at Pokemon in general when you Paralyze and get the Lv 5 Magikarp's HP down to 1 and your first Net Ball misses! Completely!
 
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