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*headdesk*

Really, Sir Lucario.
Nobody cares.
I'm not trying to be a minimod or anything, but I am sick of you being so goddamn hypersensitive about religion and whatnot.
In goddamn nearly every thread where gays/religion is mentioned even once.
It's like you're trolling for it.
Kindly shut up about it. It's people like you that made me lose faith in the first place.

Now excuse me while I go find some funny shit to make this post relevant.
 
Sir Lucario said:
I don't take kindly to my Lord and Savior being called something as juvenile as "fag" tyvm.
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Suck it up. Not everyone is going to respect your beliefs, tough. That's life.

Also, learn to realise that not everything is intended as an insult. It's perfectly possible to joke and poke fun at religion without wanting to insult its members; laugh with them, and don't always assume they are laughing at you.

eta: guys can we please refrain from turning this thread into yet another debate?
 
Hahahaha what the hell, guys?
ANYWAYS!
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Note: Tell me if it's too big, so I'll link it instead.
 
Explosm.net said:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Except for my son Billy's pet mouse named Chris.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.

Anyway, my wife in her kerchief and I in my cap,
Were asleep after a long day of Christmassy crap.
When then, from the chimney, there arose quite a clamour,
"There's someone in the house" my frightened wife stammered.
I reached for the bedside, grabbed my handgun and said,
"This trespasser's getting an ass full of lead"

I crept down the stairway, and slid down the hall,
And, handgun in hand, I peered 'round the wall.
The burglar wore red, and stood fat and stout,
With a large burlap sack, to hold jewelry no doubt.
Who this guy was, I just couldn't place,
For a bushy white beard covered most of his face.

Now, I'm not a bad person, I think you'd agree,
But you just don't break into a man's house, you see.
"Hey you" I said, as he spun 'round with a twitch,
"Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!"
I fired a shot as he dove to the floor.
Through a flurry of tinsel, I fired twice more.
"Please stop!" he yelled loudly, "You don't understand"
"Stay away from my family, you disgusting old man"

With his finger on his nose, he lept with a burst,
And dashed for the fireplace, but I got there first.
I pushed the muzzle into his beard white as snow,
When suddenly a small voice behind me cried "No!"

I turned 'round and saw it was Billy, my son.
With his pet mouse in hand, he said "Put down the gun.
What are you doing? Don't you know who that is?
Couldn't you tell by that red hat of his?
That's Santa Claus, dad. It's jolly Saint Nick.
Now put down the gun. Come on, don't be a dick."
Billy was right, this old man meant no harm.
I holstered my gun, as he outstretched his arm.
In a flash he took the gun right out of its holder,
And fired a shot into my left shoulder.

"Goddamnit!" I cried as I fell to the floor,
While the burglar made haste toward the jewelry drawer.
"I feel kind of bad" he said, filling his sack,
"But you believe in Santa, so cut me some slack.
Maybe next time someone breaks into your house,
You won't listen to some six year old kid with a mouse."

Then he yelled, as he ran off with my bigscreen TV,
"Merry Christmas to all. Well, maybe to me!"
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oh my god i think i just went blind

no wait i'm okay, the image is just permanently burned into my eyes

IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS

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ingeniously hidden speed camera, emphasis on ingeniously

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thanks for the bulletin

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S-M-R-T-- i mean

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i want this limo

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how did this happen

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... uh

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HEY ILLEGAL BELOW-THE-BELT PUNCH

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HOOOOONEEEEY LET'S GO FOR A PIIIIIICNIIIIIIIIC *evil grin*

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this speaks for itself

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Wal-Mart has gone too far

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Best on the market

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NOMNOMNOMNOM

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I don't wanna know

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That sounds reassuring

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Again I don't want to know

Had another one but because of attitudes of certain people recently towards given subjects on this board I will not post it until said person learns to take a damn joke.
 
OMG UR BEING MEEN BOT ENGLAND! I IZ INSULTED!!

...Not really. But I don't like tea XD''' Also, I dunno if this has been posted before.

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If it's too large, I'll link.
 
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