Crazy Linoone

I didn't know he was tea-killing when I bought him.
The PRO should have warned me! D:

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No! You go and get yourself ki-

;;GTTUURURUROAOOAALALLROOOOOOAOAARRRRR SOULLSSSSS!;;

;;It gives chase;;

RUUUUUUUN AWAAAAAY! ;;Runs even faster;;

...Are you MAD?! A Linoone and me... fighting against a LEGENDARY SOUP BEAST? We'll get KILLED! No, we MUST get out of here.

I told you, that was my fish's fault. It took a perfectly innocent command to Sleep Talk and turned it into "KILL THE TEA".

I'm still insulted by the insinuation that I would harm tea, but nevertheless I'm glad to have won your trust.

...FINE! ;;RUNS THE HELL OUT;;

;;GURGLGLGLOEOEOEPPAPAA RROAOAAAAAAAAOOORRRRRRRR SOUUULSSSSSSSS!;;

;;Soup transforms into a Giant Soup Beast;;

I do.

Got it done.

Well, now I got around to it. Because it gets kind of boring when you're supposed to be studying but the test you'd be studying for is going to be so easy studying it would only serve the purpose of turning it into a curb stomp.

MY RAGE IGNORES THIS.

As a matter of fact, it's what I was planning the ref next. Still, I haven't started yet, so, if you'd rather have an e-ref, go ahead.

;;Floof grabs and wraps around you, but cannot actually eat you. Keeps running, trying to pry floof off of you;;

BAH! LET GO! YOU'RE WEIGHING ME DOWN!

;;GURURRRLRRLLROOOOAAAAEKEKEKEEKEKKEE GIVE ME... SOUUULLSSS;;

...WHAAAT?! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE /NOW/! ;;Picks you up by the arms and forces you off slowly;;

;;Smacks you harder;;

;;GRAARARJIOOOOLLLZZLZLzLLZZZZZEEEEEEEE I AM;;

...Did it just... talk?

GWAH?! NO! NO FAAAAAIRRR! LET ME GO! ;;Smacks you with handbag;;

I wouldn't. Because that is a simply beastly thing to do.

Why would I do such awful things to tea Linooney
:(

EVERYBODY FOR THEMSELVES!

GOD DAMN IT I AM NOT GOING TO PUT SALT IN YOUR TEA