Flora

Yeah.

Should I continue to sing Monty Python songs to you or should I post a photo of a super-cute Pachirisu plushie I found?

That's Monty Python for you. You really can't beat us English when it comes to comedy ^^

"Dear Sir,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the song you just broadcast about a lumberjack who wears womens' clothes. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites.

yours faithfully, Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)
PS I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times."

"Well, I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"

And sadly I can't remember what sketches come after that in that particular episode.

#I'm a Lumberjack, and I'm OK,
I sleep all night, I work all day.

(He's a lumberjack, and he's OK
He sleeps all night, and he works all day.)

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

(He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, ad he's OK
He sleeps al night, and he works all day.)

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wildflowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wildflowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And... hangs around in bars?

He's a lumberjack, and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.)

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear mama.

(He cuts down trees, he wear high heels,
Suspenders and a... bra?!

[The backing singers, all those stereotypical Canadian guys, get up and storm off muttering insults at Michael Palin]

CONNIE BOOTH: Oh, Bevis! I though you were so rugged... *runs away crying*

My Bio teacher said that. xD (Or do you mean the first two lines of "Every Sperm is Sacred"?)

#Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimanuel Kant was a real pissant who was vary rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table
David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya bout the rasing of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am".

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.#

Actually they're genderless. The confusion arises from the explanation of why guys have nipples saying all babies grow some breast tissue during gestation. However in reality due to the genes and whatnot the tissue forms before the hormones that determine gender. Which leads to the question of why some guys have three nipples but you never see any women with three... um...

#There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but I've never been one of them...#

Shame there isn't one that sings any other Monty Python hits, like "The Lumberjack Song", or "Every Sperm Is Sacred", or "Knights Of The Round Table", or "The Philosopher Song", or "Never Be Rude To An Arab" and many more. All but the second of which I know off by heart, and the last of which I don't sing much because it contains a very offensive word.

Sure are. The British are a nation of eccentrics. And complainers. And we're pretty damned handy when it comes to queuing. Though I can just imagine the uproar if a British person went to America and asked "excuse me mate, mind if I light up a fag?".

Speaking of plushies (kinda) there's a pillow in my Law class and if you press a button on it it plays "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" from Life of Brian.

Are you laughing at the toad in the hole, the Manaphy thing or the faggots? (Even more amusingly, in England "fag" is a slang term for cigarette. We British are both crazy and inappropriate in equal measure.)

And I know you couldn't replace me with a Manaphy plushie. Plushies aren't annoying enough.

Wow, it looks quite gross actually, here's a pic of it.

If you do, make sure you drop me a visitor message or PM or something and let me know how the holiday's going :D *slightly offended that you implied your big brother can be replaced by a Manaphy plushie*

And oh yes, I just remembered, the mother of all English foods that would sound awful to an American.

D: A week without meh awesome little sis?! ;_;

I'll have to eat a lot of toad in the hole in the hopes it has some form of anti-depressant effect. *tries to think of more foodstuffs he made a mental note to mention to a non-English person one day in order to scare them*

Yay ^^ How long are you going for?

Have a good time ^^ And make sure you get all the character's autographs. ...or, you know, don't do what I would do. Your call :D

...I'd give you more English food, but most of it will probably scare the very life out of you. xD

Have some pork scratchings too if you like.

I think you get a prize if you have any teeth left when you've finished a pack.

So, when are you off to Disneyland?

xD It's a British comedy show where Rodney from Only Fools and Horses can time travel to the 1940s. I wuv British comedies. :D

Here, have some ice cream. I was gonna nom it all myself, but you can have it.

Yaaaay~ And it was awesome. It bought me a precious ten minutes away from "pub talk" with my cousins anyway. I also ate two packets of pork scratchings. I think the reason why I have a BMI of 32 is becoming clearer. xD

Uhm... *thinks* I got the complete boxset of Goodnight Sweetheart, which you probably won't have heard of :3

:D Awesome! Is that the one in Florida? Because I've been there.

Yesterday night I ate a whole tub of ice cream all by myself. =3 *running out of good things to say*

YAY HALF TERM

And I just paid for the N64 scart cable I'm getting from eBay, so my N64 might finally get working soon! :D

^^

Anyway, happy Valentine's day eve.

Shugo Chara makes you sexy!

XOXOXO

Yes, fat people are fun to hug :D *hugs you back*

...not that I'm calling you fat.

I am. We did BMIs in Biology yesterday. Mine's 32 so I'm officially obese :D