• Welcome to The Cave of Dragonflies forums, where the smallest bugs live alongside the strongest dragons.

    Guests are not able to post messages or even read certain areas of the forums. Now, that's boring, don't you think? Registration, on the other hand, is simple, completely free of charge, and does not require you to give out any personal information at all. As soon as you register, you can take part in some of the happy fun things at the forums such as posting messages, voting in polls, sending private messages to people and being told that this is where we drink tea and eat cod.

    Of course I'm not forcing you to do anything if you don't want to, but seriously, what have you got to lose? Five seconds of your life?

Wargle
Reaction score
1

Profile posts Latest activity Postings About

  • (THEY CANNOT, YOU FLAPPING TURKEYJACK!)

    Well, of course I didn't! I UNBELIEVED you all along. Besides, your signature attribute could've just been some surgery done on your chest.
    (SUUUURE, THAT'S WHAT TURKEYS SAY TO MAKE THEMSELVES SEEM MORE AWESOME. I SEE YOU, TURKEY!)

    FEMALES NOR MALES HAVE BREASTS IN BIRD SPECIES, THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING. AND SINCE WARGLE IS A BIRD, YOU CAN'T USE BREASTS TO PROVE IT SINCE REGARDLESS OF YOUR GENDER, YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING BUT FEATHERS ON YOUR CHEST.
    (THEY. ARE. NOT. HORNS. YOU GIANT TURKEY. AND YOU DO TOO! I'VE SEEN YOU FLIRTING WITH OTHER TURKEYS.)

    YES, AND I SAW FEATHERS. WARGLES DON'T HAVE BREASTS! THUS THIS PROVES NO CASE IN YOUR DIRECTION.
    (IT'S TRUE! BUT YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND... I BET YOU'VE PLUCKED MANY TURKEYS.)

    I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ARE ALL MALE! YOU'RE A MAN, GASP! TAKE OFF YOUR FRILLY DRAG QUEEN DRESS, MAN VULTURE!
    (FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I HAVE NOT DAWDLED WITH THE LOINS OF ANOTHER!)

    DOGS ARE NOT RELATED TO VULTURES, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, TURKEY MAN WOMAN! WARGLE IS ALWAYS MALE, WHY ARE YOU FEMALE?! ARE YOU A DRAG QUEEN TURKEY?
    D:! *hides behind a Wargle*

    Exactly what I thought too. Looking at who was online and a doubletake when I saw "Cloudsong+"

    I HAVE A WASHIBON
    D: *ducks under rock*

    Oh I did? Yay :D AND DID YOU KNOW Cloudy is back for the weekend, he has a thread in introductions :3
    (Perving's my job, dear.)

    THEY ARE NOT. HORNS! FOR THE LAST TIME, HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SPECIFY THAT THEY ARE ANTENNAE!
    DO I COME OFF WHINY AND ANNOYING D:? IS THAT WHY COOKIES ARE THROWN IN MAH FACE?
    ....why do you aim for my face everytime? D:

    I was in a rush and spelt it wrong...:V
    (Oh, so lucky. I mean, not like the rest of you is insufferable. =P)

    Well, at least I'm not a giant flying American turkey!
    A'ight. After zis message, it vil be completely German. (I'm trying to learn it anyway, because I'm part German. Yahoo.)

    Ah. I probably would've lit the group up, then ran like a maniac while clearing the path with the sawed-off double barrel or .357.

    Oh, or Monkey Bombs. That with a flamethrower works well.

    Yeah, pretty much, I guess. The sickle is better. :D

    Du hast meesh? Are you sure about that statement? *Whips out Walther P38*
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Back
Top Bottom