OF COURSE, YOUR HIGHNESS.
I'M AFRAID THAT I MUST DISAGREE WITH YOU, YOUR CURLINESS. THE SHIFT KEY IS SUPERIOR TO CAPSLOCK BECAUSE THE SHIFT KEY IS LIKE A NINJA CAPSLOCK. YOU USE THE SHIFT KEY AND EVERYONE THINKS IT'S CAPSLOCK. BUT IT'S NOT. THEREFORE, NINJA.
I'M AFRAID THAT I MUST DISAGREE WITH YOU, YOUR CURLINESS. THE SHIFT KEY IS SUPERIOR TO CAPSLOCK BECAUSE THE SHIFT KEY IS LIKE A NINJA CAPSLOCK. YOU USE THE SHIFT KEY AND EVERYONE THINKS IT'S CAPSLOCK. BUT IT'S NOT. THEREFORE, NINJA.