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Any "My Immortal" fans?

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For those of you who don't know, My Immortal is arguably the most infamous fanfic ever conceived. The story is about Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven/TARA Way who is in love with Draco. But then. . . Voldemort appears and tells Enoby (or whatever the hell her name is) to kill Dargo or Vlodemort will kill Harry/Vampire. . .oh screw it, who needs a plot?

The story was written by Tara, who is the most clever, ingenious, and original troll in the history of mankind. If she's not, then humanity has lost all hope in surviving.

The fanfic is well known for it's philosophical jewels of sentences such as this: (PG13 WARNING)

"He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy. "Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation*

Ahhh, young love.

Does anyone else love this masterpiece?
 
I fucking love My Immortal. My girlfriend and I read it together our first summer together and we have been quoting it ever since. We also now have a mutual love of horrid fanfiction.

The sex scenes are the best thing I have ever read.
 
... hm, I was going to suggest starkis prophecy, but I can't seem to find the text anymore. well, then, if anyone has a copy of strakits prophcy lying around, I want a copy or something.

my immortal is beautiful, of course.
 
I haven't read the whole thing, I can't find an archive of it all, but I love this fic.
I like to drop in on my friends with 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!' It's scared them quite a few times.
 
"I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke."


I listened to this read by Mr. Pogington and thought it was the best thing ever. Perhaps the quote I remembered most was, "Volfemort has him bondage!"

EDIT: AND EVERYTHING "VLODEMORT AND DA DEATH DEELERS!"
 
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Zora of Termina said:
I haven't read the whole thing, I can't find an archive of it all, but I love this fic.
I like to drop in on my friends with 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!' It's scared them quite a few times.
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I prefer My Inner Life. It manages to be absolutely terrible and horrifyingly serious.

My Immortal is still legendary stuff, of course.
 
sreservoir said:
... hm, I was going to suggest starkis prophecy, but I can't seem to find the text anymore. well, then, if anyone has a copy of strakits prophcy lying around, I want a copy or something.

my immortal is beautiful, of course.
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There's this but it's missing a grand number of chapters
 
Mmm, trollfic. My secret passion in life <3

Never read one (other than half-life: full life consequences and doom: repercussions of evil) the whole way through even with sporks because they are too long and I have the attention span of a goldfish.
 
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