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Babelfish...the goblet of funniness

WeLcOmE tO tHe DaRk CaRnIvAl, MoThErFuCkEr
==>
Son of a bitch, welcome to the dark carnival.
This would work if Gamzee said SoN oF a BiTcH instead of MoThErFuCkEr

At the price of oblivion
==>
Forgot your price
Wtf?

YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH
==>
I am ignorant, drunk you embed miles to anger dog droppings
What.
Just....
What.
 
Ok,

Original- I am not wearing pants!

Portuguese- I am not consuming pants!
I guess that makes sense....
Greek-I do not wears the underwears!
Commando pro, you're doing it right.
Russian- I not burden the drawers!
O_o
Korean- Me does not wear the pants! where
Where did that come from?
Dutch- I carry no trousers!
Not bad Dutch...
Japanese-I have not attached the pants to the body!
...
 
Phantom said:
Ok,

Original- I am not wearing pants!

Portuguese- I am not consuming pants!
I guess that makes sense....
Greek-I do not wears the underwears!
Commando pro, you're doing it right.
Russian- I not burden the drawers!
O_o
Korean- Me does not wear the pants! where
Where did that come from?
Dutch- I carry no trousers!
Not bad Dutch...
Japanese-I have not attached the pants to the body!
...
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at least the meaning came out correctly!
 
Phantom said:
But now I am tempted to walk around telling people I have not attached pants to my body...
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there's nothing wrong with that! except the fact that, if you're walking around telling people that that you haven't attached pants to your body, you're walking around without having attached pants to your body. that might create some problems in certain areas.
 
"This is Madison." once turned into "This is not a Madison."

and the biggest inside joke among me and my friends was when "'Beauty!' he cried." turned into "'United States!' he cried."
 
"Excuse me, sir. Cattails advancing from the rear."
becomes...
"I'm sorry, sir. Rushes from front to back."

I said poultry can be so malicious."
becomes...
"He said chicken can be harmful."


"Dude, what's that big yellow thing in the sky?"
becomes...
"Hey, this is a big yellow sky's going on here?"


Using the above link, of course.
 
I do have pants attached to my body at the moment.

"I lost my pen" becomes "I lost my head".

"dragon" becomes "Estragon"

"i hate my job" becomes "i like my job"
 
"Spy's sapping my sentry!" ==> "Spy squeezes my guardian and has taken!"

"Engineer is credit to team!" ==> "The engineer is the confidence which unites!"

"Gotta move that gear up!" ==> "That it becomes gearing the fact that it moves was obtained!"
 
Here is something I wrote at school, supposed to be part of an imaginary movie script:
Mother: Not another saucer!
Girl: We've seen them, right, Daddy?
Father: Yes, we have. And they're not going to eat us.
Mother: No, they're just going to kill us and take ov... (gets shot)
Girl: Mommy! (cries)
Father: NOOOOOOOO!

Final version:
Another food that is not his mother and father, David, who killed his Excellency, the President (film) (30), his father Nouuuuu
 
Babelfish time!
Original: My friend is a slow but cool bro.
my friend is a slow but cool bro. And he' s funny.
(Uneeded space and slowbro is funny. Ok.)
My brother's friend is a slow, but cool. And he's funny.
(I'm an only child, babelfish.)
My friend and brother slowly, but cool. He's funny.
(Now he's my brother? Who is slowly cool?)
My friend and brother can, but cool. He's funny.
(Um, what?)

Orighinal: blastoise fighther, hide away, to fight another day.
Blastoise fighter hide, will fight again another day.
(sounds like i'm telling it to hide.)
Kamekkusu hidden fighters, will fight again another day.
(I'm going to assume that's the japanese name. But now there are multiple?)
Kamekkusu hidden fighters, will once again fight for a new day.
(sounds like a poorly translted movie line.)
Oh, babelfish... More tomorrow, maybe.
 
Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How are you? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me. Okay, look. We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put that behind us. For science. You monster.
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Oh,. It took you a long time. How do you do? I'm too busy to die. If you kill, you know. Well, look. We say that a lot of things I regret. But I think we can put behind us. Of Science. You're a monster.
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Meh. Could be worse.

A young priest (man) grasped my shoulder, and that hand still shakes off my confusion. "This was inevitable, I forgot to drop the knife." Is this a trick of fate, or did you forget to drop the knife?
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Young Myoung Myoung monGiovani Monaco (MAN) Welcome to my shoulder and your left hand my confusion. "It 's inevitable, knife set I have forgotten." We is not from chance, or a knife, I might not forget?
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A little more scrambled.
 
"The final hope for victory lies in patience and planning."

10 translations later: "Victory, the last hope for the patience and planning."
20 translations later: "Success, the last hope for the patience and planning."
30 translations later: "There is advance planning and patience and vision to succeed."
40 translations later: "Prior to the effective planning and patience, and vision"
50 translations later: "Before planning and patience, and vision"
Aaand 56 translations later: "Firstli, planning and patience, and vision."

Now let's try it with 'random language order' turned on. 56 translations later we get: "The patient is not the point."

...interesting.
 
Oh man, this. :D

"You've gained all the levels. All of them." => "Here, at all levels."

"Spike is the new Rainbow Dash." => "Rubber Gothic."

"Say that to my face, you noodle!" => "Here! Probably"

"It counts as pedophilia." => "You are."

"Let's see how serious you can be! I challenge you to a cooking duel!" => "See if you can not take it seriously! I call it dinner!"
 
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