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It definitely needs nerfed, but I kinda think that's a bit much. A Protean Pokémon still getting a STAB boost on its original typing sounds okay, and Protean is still usable as a more defensive ability.Protean: add the restriction that the Pokémon doesn't get STAB from any moves at all. If this proves too much, we can try just reducing the STAB boost instead, as Totodile suggested.
like they're not worse than fuckin magic bounce
I feel like I'm missing something obvious, but Magic Bounce doesn't seem that bad to me. I mean, it only works once, but it still forces your opponent to waste a valuable turn trying to status you in order to use it up, which is definitely useful.
EDIT- Oh, I just checked, and apparently it prevents the user from using Magic Coat normally to block the same status that got Magic Bounced. Is that what you meant?
Unless I'm the one missing something, that's not how Magic Bounce works. When the description says an attack can be bounced just once, as far as I'm aware, this means each time a nondamaging attack is used, it can't be bounced back and forth like a pingpong ball. Unless I'm wrong, Magic Bounce is still effective against, say, Thunder Wave every time it's used. It's just that Thunder Wave can't be bounced back and forth.
This effectively makes all non-self-targeted non-damaging moves (stat-reducers as well as statuses) pointless in a battle against a Magic Bounce Pokemon.