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Eifie said:
uhhhh did you just call Barfie a stupid fucker
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of course not! the capybara isn't officially called barfie yet. or maybe, if schrödinger is to be believed, it's both barfie and a wall stain simultaneously? man, my head hurts.
 
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You pick up the RING OF KEYS and the MONSTROUS SNOUT simultaneously. It would appear that your LUMP CRATE has been blocked out because you removed it to kill your foe with; in addition, a RELATIONSHIP REPOSITORY has appeared, pushing your TAB COUNT up to 4.



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You consider naming your capybara pal BARFIE but the CAPYBARA expressed it did not like this name.


You named it CAPY BARFA (CB) instead.



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You consider testing out your CAPY TOSS ability on the wall, but your BEEF stat is still way too low to lift an animal almost the same size as you without any TENSION.


So you just kinda halfheartedly manhandle CAPY BARFA instead. He expresses worry.​
 
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You cram the LUMP CRATE back into your LUMP CRATE TAB.



Huh. You know, if you didn't know any better, you'd swear there's a few more LUMPS in here than you remember there being last night. In the manner that there is MORE THAN 0 LUMPS IN IT AT CURRENT TIME.

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You open up your LUMP CRATE.


Seems as if you got some lumps from various sources in your DRUNKEN STUPOR, probably by JAMMING SHIT IN YOUR LUMP BLENDER like always.


You really should put some sort of breathalyzer on that thing. That's the third time you've had to go to the hardware store this month.​
 
i have been informed the hammer no longer exists. we'll have to just use capy barfa as a live, squirming rag.
 
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It is of no use. CB is already rolling around in the blood of his own free will.







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You rub him with the mossy lump, just to make sure he gets behind the ears.​
 
Ah, yes, a great idea. CB must be in tip-top shape at all times!





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Your cranium impacts wood.

This door is still locked.​
 
prepare a three part instructional program, specifically oriented at capybaras, regarding the unlocking of traditional door locks using a standard set of keys.
 
tell the mod to stop fooling around and let us use the keys to unlock the door like a normal person.
 
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