[CUE LIGHTS]

[IcySapphire]

::waits to see who'll show up next::

 

[Icalasari]

Butch, maybe you should be a butcher? Then people would remember your name

Possibly

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

Go sit in the corner, mate. Nobody likes you.

Especially not Batch.

You're right, that was a horrible p- IT'S BUTCH FOR DIALGA'S SAKE!

Butch, maybe you should be a butcher?

What's a butcher?

 

[surskitty]

Besides what's with James always getting bitten by his own Pokémon and dressing like a girl? Plus we all know he's just jealous of my deep, sexy voice.

No matter what you say, you're still a minor character.

 

[H-land]

We've CAPTURED PIKACHU and that is the first step!

Pika pika...

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

you're still a minor character.

his words burn us

Yes, well, we were less ineffectual than you guys can ever not hope not to be, even with limited screentime, so there.

Hey, is that that Pikachu you failures are always lusting over like creepy old men?

 

[octobr]

YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS AND I'M GARY OAK


[this is my character | he is flat]

 

[surskitty]

his words burn us

Yes, well, we were less ineffectual than you guys can ever not hope not to be, even with limited screentime, so there.

Hey, is that that Pikachu you failures are always lusting over like creepy old men?

At least we don't underestimate that Pikachu!

Who are you comparing to creepy old men!?

YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS AND I'M GARY OAK


[this is my character | he is flat]

Wait.

Wait.

That Oak?

[ Eh, if he ever crossdressed he'd look better as a girl than Ashley ever does. ]

 

[Professor Oak]

Rule of Cool? D: I thought that covered everything...! I've been lied to

Ah, just between you and me, it does seem you've been misled. The "Rule of Cool", at least as I know it, is a guideline among Pokémon researchers that we follow when reporting particularly interesting findings to the media. We have to "play it cool" when we discover something too, well, cool to be safe with the public.

For example — [he leans in a little and does that thing where he puts the side of his hand up to his face on the other side of his mouth as if to keep the sound in, to no real effect] — I was teaching some Ditto how to transform using only references when I accidentally caused one confused blob to transform into Dunsparceus. But you didn't hear anything from me, oh no!

Hey, James, our theme is correct and better than yours is

I can't say it's nearly as catchy, though! Especially once you factor in all the different renditions our favourite Rocket trio has come up with. They certainly put a lot more effort into it. It almost makes me feel bad for taking an occasional turn blasting them off.

The twerps refuse to share their resources with us, and so we try to take some, but we are oppressed! By! The! Man!

You may just be onto something. For example, free healthcare is offered to Pokémon through the Pokémon Centers, and, in many cases, some services to trainers, such as lodging and first aid, if need be. But I've never heard of such a system for regular humans! Only the occasional private hospital.

Yes, well, we were less ineffectual than you guys can ever not hope not to be, even with limited screentime, so there.

Well, according to my research,

James did steal a Victreebel from you during that fiasco of a breeding center scam. The only Pokémon he ever successfully stole, at that!

[... Don't ask how his research led him to that. Go Go Gadget Connections?]

((Also I swear I used the only non-pornographic image of Dorothy Ann on the Internet in patching that together.))

[this is my character | he is flat]

Well, er, if that bothers you, I suppose you could possibly get some help from James with that...? ... ... ... I'll support you no matter what you do, you know. Hopefully.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Hi, everyone! I'm the character of the day that makes a single inconsequential appearance, shows off their Pokemon, and then never appears ever again!

was teaching some Ditto how to transform using only references when I accidentally caused one confused blob to transform into Dunsparceus.

Eh, Dunsparceus is second to my awesome (goes to Random Pokemon Generator) Anorith!

 

[surskitty]

Eh, Dunsparceus is second to my awesome (goes to Random Pokemon Generator) Anorith!

!!

[ RARE POKEMON, I MUST ... STEAL IT ... AT SOME POINT ... WHEN IT IS LEAST EXPECTED

... Wait, do I know what an Anorith is? Eh who cares I've probably tried to steal one before. ]

(( DEAR MEWTWO: MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF OOC ARE STILL LAME SORRY ))

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Hey, Annie, you have to go pee? Go in that bush over there. You know, the one in the middle of that weird thing that looks sort of like a pit trap?

 

[magnemite]

WHO IS THIS ANNE PERSON YOU SPEAK OF!?!?!?
*runs away**falls into pit*AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!

 

[Wargle]

Hey look a Magnemite! I could use it to shock you like Pikachu does or maybe destroy your hearing!! USE METAL SOUND NOW, RANDOM MAGNEMITE!!!

 

[surskitty]

[ There is now a James with a Mime Jr on his head. ]

I can't hear you~!

 

[Karkat Vantas]

BROCK YOU SICK FUCK STOP THAT NOISE AT ONCE

 

[IcySapphire]

Yeah, Brock, stop that!

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

I WILL DROWN OUT THE NOISE WITH THE REAL TEAM ROCKET THEME!~

*ahem*
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE, YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT!

*holds up sock wearing Cassidy wig*

AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!

CAUSE WE'RE HERE FOR A FIGHT!

TO INFECT THE WORLD WITH DEVASTATION

TO BLIGHT ALL PEOPLES IN EVERY NATION!

TO DENOUNCE THE GOODNESS OF TRUTH AND LOVE!

TO EXTEND OUR WRATH TO THE STARS AB-*abruptly starts making out with Cassidy-sock*

*falls on ground and starts whispering sweet nothings to Cassidy-sock*

*cries and begs the Cassidy-sock to take him back*

*slaps self with Cassidy-sock*

 

[Wargle]

Wow... Just wow... Batch got rejected by a sock. Now I feel slightly better about my constant failures.

 

[IcySapphire]

Don't worry...you'll find that perfect girl one day.