Kai:
You press a random button and send a torpedo whizzing towards the Crawdaunt. Except no torpedo goes whizzing. You smash a couple of more buttons and, eventually, a torpedo goes up to the female
and captures it. The inexplicable man should really label all the buttons and levers. At least the 66% oxygen reading is labelled and accurate. Hopefully. The area, now devoid of a large, threatening crustacean, attracts several Corsola who come out singing merrily, until they spot the wonder that is the bathysphere and leave the area again, leaving a lone
Male curiously edging towards the sub. Aaannd?
Kam:
Ignoring the Prinplup, shearing apart Luvdisc guts mercilessly, you aim a torpedo at the male
adding a living fossil to your collection. Your oxygen at a low 33% you scour the depths for some time, but the best you can come up with is a Shoal Shell
! Feeling somewhat content with your expedition (I only write what I think, I have no idea what you think) you return to the surface.
IMPORTANT! From right now it costs $1 less to visit each area of the Deep Sea Trench. Last three customers of the Bathysphere Service can claim one $1 from me, each, by first posting in this thread and, after I confirm it, linking the confirmation in the bank. Thanks for your undivided attention, and I hope you continue using our my his services in the future.
MidnightSaboteur:
You spot the inexplicable man inside the bathysphere, putting plaques and safety warnings around the sub before noticing you and hastily climbing out, reciting the usual introductions and packing you into the newly labelled sub. After some uninteresting 30 minutes later you find yourself staring out of the window at the Trench for the first time. Rocks, sand and more rocks, what did you expect? Perhaps that
Male Gorebyss circling around the sub. What do you do?
BlazieAura:
"Strap yourself in tight!" shouts the inexplicable man as you strap yourself in
tight loose, and thus you tighten yourself. That has no relevance to the fact that you are the first customer to visit 1000 metres into the Trench, or anywhere else besides the 4000 metres limit, for that matter. You are greeted by a jolly, exuberant
Male Seel, even though I don't know what that means. Not jolly, I was talking about exuberant, if such a word exists. Take the Seel?
Flareth:
And to the very bottom you go, plunging through the Trench into the darkest recesses of the ocean. Your bathysphere develops a small leak but nothing of too great a concern. The source is apparently a
Female Krabby who somehow managed to find a weak spot in your iron sub and put a puny puncture in it. Cream the puny punk?