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Door to Door Atheists Bother Mormons

I'm a Christian, but I still find this fuckin' hilarious.

"I'm a bishop at the Church."

"Oh. Have you ever considered Atheism?"
 
Yeah, because suddenly the LDS population is so dumb that they don't believe evolution could have existed. If those guys are going to do something like that, they should at least do a bit of research first.

Besides which, the whole concept behind it is completely different. LDS missionaries actually try (and succeed) to get converts for their church, while the atheists were just seeking to irritate people.
 
Yeah, because suddenly the LDS population is so dumb that they don't believe evolution could have existed. If those guys are going to do something like that, they should at least do a bit of research first.

Besides which, the whole concept behind it is completely different. LDS missionaries actually try (and succeed) to get converts for their church, while the atheists were just seeking to irritate people.

You're an idiot.

First of all, the LDS population is dumb enough to believe in that bullshit. Not to mention, I've never met a Mormon that didn't vehemently deny evolution. I'm assuming you're Mormon since you're trying to defend LDS?

And fucking duh. The "atheists" weren't actually trying to convert people. It's called a fucking joke. Were you even paying attention throughout the entire thing? No, probably not.
 
Yeah, because suddenly the LDS population is so dumb that they don't believe evolution could have existed. If those guys are going to do something like that, they should at least do a bit of research first.

Besides which, the whole concept behind it is completely different. LDS missionaries actually try (and succeed) to get converts for their church, while the atheists were just seeking to irritate people.
Do you respond to all jokes like this?

Christ.
 
*sigh*

Everybody, stop picking on Slartibartfast. Slartibartfast, this is a joke; no need to take it so seriously.
 
Hahahaha, this entertained me. xD

I had the idea of doing this if we ever got our door knocked on by religious missionaries, but this guy did it so much better.
 
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