Dannichu
Tragically unbeyachted.
Are you secretly two people I went to school with? Because they never stopped going on about how they're related to Scott of the Antarctic and pirates.
I doubt it, though I'm pretty guilty for not stopping going on about how Cornish my family is. Which isn't exciting at all - as far as I can tell, everyone on my dad's side was born in Cornwall and farmed the land till they died, from the beginning of recorded time until my dad's generation (possible pirates notwithstanding).
On my mother's side, people have lived in Ireland, America, Australia, England and New Zealand within the last couple of generations (both my mum's parents were immigrants to the UK), so god knows where any of them actually came from.