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Favorite simpson qoutes

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Post your favorite simpson qoutes from the the tv show or video games.


1. "You Still Got It Donkey Kong!"- Raphael

2. "Like, Those Kids Are Sooo Sweet...If Only They Had Pee Wee Hockey When I Was A Lad...Oh Well..."- Snake

3. "Aaaaah! Death!" - Grampa Simpson

4. "You See The Kids Today, Listen To The Rap Music And It Fries Their Brains What With Their Hippin And Their Hoppin' And The Bippin And The Boppin So They Don't Know What The Jaaaazz Is All About!"- Bill Cosby

5. "If Only The Sugar Was As Sweet As You Sir..." -Hans Moleman

6. "Wow! This Game Is Awesome And All I've Done So Far Is Enter My Name: Thrillhou!" - Milhouse

7. "But Aquaman, You Cannot Marry A Girl With No Gils! You're From Two Different
Worlds! (See's Death Object) Oh, I Wasted My Life..."

8. "Nobody's Gay For Moleman"- Hans Moleman

9. "Yaaaar....I'm Not Attractive!"- Sea Captain

10. "See You In Hell Candy Boys!"- Homer Simpson
 
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"It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini mall, so we built a bigger mini mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their City Hall."
 
MARGE: He (Homer's pet pig) filled the whole (pig crap) silo in just three days?!
HOMER: Well, I helped.

RALPH: When I grow up I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar.

RALPH: My knob tastes funny
TESTING OVERSEER: Please refrain from tasting the knob.

RALPH: (whispering) Lisa, what’s the answer to number seven?
LISA: (whispering) Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
RALPH: (pauses) My cat’s name is Mittens.

(at a school concert)
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: ...and with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum.
RALPH: *toot*
CHIEF WIGGUM: That’s some nice flutin’ boy.

MARGE: Whatever happened to town pride?
LISA: It's been going downhill ever since the lake caught fire.
 
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Bill Cosby: POKEMAN? POKEMAN? With the POKE and the MAN and the guy and the thing and the guy comes outta the thing waghaghaghagh.

Ralph: Thankyou Mr. Supernintedo Charlmers!

Shelbyville's equivalent of Homer: This is our lemon tree *takes a bite and makes a funny face*

Moleman: There is no escape from the Fortress of the Moles!

Except that...
 
Homer: "(sarcastic voice)Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the happy man from Happyland and I live in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!...By the way, I was being sarcastic."
Marge: "Well, duh."
 
"Christian Charity!? What does a pornstar have to do with this!?" - Homer Simpson

"No, I love Alaska, I'm never going back to America!" - Homer Simpson
 
'Slow down there maestro. There's a New Mexico?' - Burns
 
Mr. Burns: That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! (cackles evily) There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Burns: Damn their oily hides!
 
"Doesn't your father ever read you stories?"
LISA: He tried to once, but he got confused and started to think the book was real. He's still looking for that chocolate factory. It consumes him.
 
Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
Homer: (Breaking a lamp) D'oh!
Bart: Ay, carumba!
Marge: (Groans)
Maggie: (Sucks her pacifier)
Ned Flanders: Hi-dilly-ho!
Barney: (Belches)
Nelson: Ha, ha!
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
(Long pause, everyone stares at Lisa)
Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
Homer: What the hell type of catch phrase is that!?
 
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