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Just remembered a few more... (would a "spoken typo" be a typo at all, considering what typo is actually short for??)
Back when I was in high school, the principal mentioned that students weren't allowed to wear flip-flops or "soccer shoes." He actually meant to say "shower shoes." This was from his introduction speech to the new students one year, which also included the line "a flip-flop is a flip-flop is a flip-flop," which was his answer to someone asking exactly what kind of shoes counted as flip-flops.
Another time, the assistant principal announced that "sluts are still available in the parking lot" over the intercom. A few seconds later she realized what she said and came back onto the intercom, laughing her ass off and yelling something like "Slots! I said slots!"
Back when I was in high school, the principal mentioned that students weren't allowed to wear flip-flops or "soccer shoes." He actually meant to say "shower shoes." This was from his introduction speech to the new students one year, which also included the line "a flip-flop is a flip-flop is a flip-flop," which was his answer to someone asking exactly what kind of shoes counted as flip-flops.
Another time, the assistant principal announced that "sluts are still available in the parking lot" over the intercom. A few seconds later she realized what she said and came back onto the intercom, laughing her ass off and yelling something like "Slots! I said slots!"