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I say "fuck" a *lot*

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zhorken@ocelot:~$ ack-grep -i "<G8tr_>.*fuck" ~/IRC\ logs/Veekun/#tcod.log
[04/04 19:56.28] <G8tr_> fuck yeah soloing a yellow group quest
[04/04 19:57.34] <G8tr_> fuck load faster
 
Not only that, they're all actually you saying "fuck" and not you quoting someone else:
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zhorken@ocelot:~$ ack-grep -i "^.{17}<Valor>.*fuck" IRC\ logs/Veekun/#tcod.log 
[28/03 21:51.59] <Valor> I mean, I just nearly burnt my fucking tongue on cookies right out of the oven. God /damn/, they were hot.
[14/04 21:29.42] <Valor> ... What... the... fuck...
[19/04 16:53.55] <Valor> There's a fucking woodpecker on our roof. How the hell am I supposed to get rid of it?
[19/04 16:56.56] <Valor> I mean, yesterday the guy's brother sniped a squirrel on their property. It was fucking awesome.
[19/04 21:48.26] <Valor> Fuck.
[21/04 22:00.50] <Valor> Every minute I feel more and more tempted to tell my mom to just fuck off. God, what a stuck up bitch.
[23/04 21:54.48] <Valor> That's fucking epic.
[24/04 18:01.38] <Valor> So, because I have Limozeen's "Because, It's Midnite" playing, my mom feels the need to keep walking by my room talking at FULL FUCKING VOLUME on the phone?
[25/04 14:56.59] <Valor> A blizzard. A fucking blizzard on the last week of April.
[28/04 21:17.32] <Valor> And that's really going to fuck up The Amber Spyglass.
[05/05 21:47.29] <Valor> Wait, are those fucking NINJAS in the Speed Racer movie?
[09/05 22:49.23] <Valor> What the FUCK
[22/05 20:55.22] <Valor> Holy fuck, my mom laughs too hard.
[01/07 23:21.53] <Valor> I have no fucking clue what is going on here.
[08/07 20:18.08] <Valor> Oh, fuck you Brita, stop making those ads.
[09/07 23:46.56] <Valor> Fucking topic.
[18/07 21:45.38] <Valor> http://www.dragonflycave.com/forums/image.php?u=515&dateline=1216332481 Oh, my fucking eyes.
[23/07 15:45.14] <Valor> Oh, for fuck's sake. http://www.dragonflycave.com/forums/member.php?u=135
[29/07 21:29.47] <Valor> I swear to God, I will go to every single one of your guys' houses and rip the fucking Shift and Caps Lock keys off.
[09/08 13:36.39] <Valor> Also, yes, I heard about Bernie Mac. That fucking sucks.
[12/08 19:01.51] <Valor> What the fuck

Charteon said:
Have you done this for any other words?
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Quite a few; which ones are you thinking? (Hardly anyone says "shit" and there are less than 100 total instances of "cunt".)
 
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You should update the absolute fuck count every so often. It's interesting to see our stats. Perhaps make it so that it updates itself? If you can even do that.

{I know it can be done but you meant "you"}
 
I can make it update itself, sure, but I can't make it edit my post as easily, and I don't have anywhere else to stick them, really.
 
[29/07 21:29.47] <Valor> I swear to God, I will go to every single one of your guys' houses and rip the fucking Shift and Caps Lock keys off.
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Hah, I remember that line. Good times.
 
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