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I say "fuck" a *lot*

I am deeply, deeply ashamed that I am merely third for 'repetition of the word 'fuck''. God-fucking-damn.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It's got a good ring to it. Unlike 'shit'.
 
Yeah, you don't put words in people's mouths, Renteura! You put turkey in people's mouths!!!

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A MORE ELABORATE LIST:
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zhorken@ocelot:~$ ack-grep "^\[..\/.. ..:..\...\] <[^ ]*>" IRC\ logs/Veekun/#tcod.log | perl -e 'while (<>) { /<([^ ]*)>/; $lines{$1}++; $fucks{$1} += s/fuck/fuck/ig; } foreach (keys %lines) {printf "%7.3f%% %-32s%4s/%-5s (roughly once every %7.3f lines)\n", $fucks{$_} / $lines{$_} * 100, $_, $fucks{$_}, $lines{$_}, $lines{$_} / $fucks{$_} if $fucks{$_}}' | sort -rn
100.000% Thomas                             2/2     (roughly once every   1.000 lines)
100.000% I-Fail                             1/1     (roughly once every   1.000 lines)
 97.778% zn3t                              44/45    (roughly once every   1.023 lines)
 33.333% Zny                                1/3     (roughly once every   3.000 lines)
 33.333% CaptainPlant                       3/9     (roughly once every   3.000 lines)
 16.667% Xi[nap]                            1/6     (roughly once every   6.000 lines)
 14.286% Owner                              1/7     (roughly once every   7.000 lines)
 10.526% Zhorxray                           2/19    (roughly once every   9.500 lines)
 10.526% DoubleEntendreLad                  2/19    (roughly once every   9.500 lines)
  9.091% Zhorken_                           2/22    (roughly once every  11.000 lines)
  9.091% Zhorken2                           2/22    (roughly once every  11.000 lines)
  8.333% PrincessToadstool                  1/12    (roughly once every  12.000 lines)
  8.333% Chibisaur                          1/12    (roughly once every  12.000 lines)
  7.865% bose                              21/267   (roughly once every  12.714 lines)
  7.692% Xi[zzzzz]                          2/26    (roughly once every  13.000 lines)
  7.692% JD|ill                             2/26    (roughly once every  13.000 lines)
  6.818% Xikanine                           3/44    (roughly once every  14.667 lines)
  6.061% JD_                                2/33    (roughly once every  16.500 lines)
  5.674% KillerQueen                        8/141   (roughly once every  17.625 lines)
  4.673% Citrabui                           5/107   (roughly once every  21.400 lines)
  4.505% Harlequin|FFIX                     5/111   (roughly once every  22.200 lines)
  4.465% Zhorken                         1081/24208 (roughly once every  22.394 lines)
  4.120% Zhorkitty                         11/267   (roughly once every  24.273 lines)
  3.774% PrincessToadstool_                 2/53    (roughly once every  26.500 lines)
  3.702% Riiko                             73/1972  (roughly once every  27.014 lines)
  3.425% Zhorkchu                           5/146   (roughly once every  29.200 lines)
  3.243% Zhorcanine                         6/185   (roughly once every  30.833 lines)
  3.125% Zhorkquaza                         3/96    (roughly once every  32.000 lines)
  2.904% Tailsy                           196/6749  (roughly once every  34.434 lines)
  2.897% Xi[zzz]                           35/1208  (roughly once every  34.514 lines)
  2.824% Charteon                         100/3541  (roughly once every  35.410 lines)
  2.778% opal|away                          2/72    (roughly once every  36.000 lines)
  2.778% Ikubui                             3/108   (roughly once every  36.000 lines)
  2.666% Eevee                            216/8101  (roughly once every  37.505 lines)
  2.570% CaptainJay                        11/428   (roughly once every  38.909 lines)
  2.564% G8tr_                              2/78    (roughly once every  39.000 lines)
  2.538% Zhorkupo                          20/788   (roughly once every  39.400 lines)
  2.488% Shiva64                           41/1648  (roughly once every  40.195 lines)
  2.410% xi[zzz]                            2/83    (roughly once every  41.500 lines)
  2.353% Snickers                           2/85    (roughly once every  42.500 lines)
  2.222% Latiass                            2/90    (roughly once every  45.000 lines)
  2.222% Cloudy_dazz                        1/45    (roughly once every  45.000 lines)
  2.151% Metabui                            2/93    (roughly once every  46.500 lines)
  2.126% Feralig8tr                       156/7337  (roughly once every  47.032 lines)
  1.997% Koori_Renchuu                     13/651   (roughly once every  50.077 lines)
  1.961% Verne_                             1/51    (roughly once every  51.000 lines)
  1.961% Furret|TF2                         1/51    (roughly once every  51.000 lines)
  1.960% Xikaze                           548/27958 (roughly once every  51.018 lines)
  1.951% Furret__                           4/205   (roughly once every  51.250 lines)
  1.890% Furret                           130/6880  (roughly once every  52.923 lines)
  1.884% Sireafi                           11/584   (roughly once every  53.091 lines)
  1.852% Furret|away                        1/54    (roughly once every  54.000 lines)
  1.799% Harlequin                         76/4224  (roughly once every  55.579 lines)
  1.735% Valor                             20/1153  (roughly once every  57.650 lines)
  1.695% Snuggle                            1/59    (roughly once every  59.000 lines)
  1.692% G8tr                              19/1123  (roughly once every  59.105 lines)
  1.667% opal|book                          1/60    (roughly once every  60.000 lines)
  1.515% Xikaze1                            2/132   (roughly once every  66.000 lines)
  1.502% ss|dead                            5/333   (roughly once every  66.600 lines)
  1.493% CapitainJay                       24/1608  (roughly once every  67.000 lines)
  1.449% PichuK                            10/690   (roughly once every  69.000 lines)
  1.429% PurpleKecleon                      1/70    (roughly once every  70.000 lines)
  1.416% ss|busy                           10/706   (roughly once every  70.600 lines)
  1.362% NWT                              238/17468 (roughly once every  73.395 lines)
  1.258% Verne                            113/8979  (roughly once every  79.460 lines)
  1.255% ss|ill                            12/956   (roughly once every  79.667 lines)
  1.250% Faltzer                            4/320   (roughly once every  80.000 lines)
  1.190% Iibui                              2/168   (roughly once every  84.000 lines)
  1.163% Pan                                2/172   (roughly once every  86.000 lines)
  1.132% surskitty                        272/24038 (roughly once every  88.375 lines)
  1.130% Espeob                             2/177   (roughly once every  88.500 lines)
  1.111% opal|TF2                           1/90    (roughly once every  90.000 lines)
  1.068% Zyn                                3/281   (roughly once every  93.667 lines)
  1.042% lapZhorken                         1/96    (roughly once every  96.000 lines)
  1.021% opaltiger                         38/3721  (roughly once every  97.921 lines)
  0.862% ScizorBRAWL                        1/116   (roughly once every 116.000 lines)
  0.860% Kaito                             24/2791  (roughly once every 116.292 lines)
  0.850% Butterfree                        36/4235  (roughly once every 117.639 lines)
  0.826% Youkai                             1/121   (roughly once every 121.000 lines)
  0.743% opal                               4/538   (roughly once every 134.500 lines)
  0.719% Fluffy                             1/139   (roughly once every 139.000 lines)
  0.699% Lorem_Ipsum                        1/143   (roughly once every 143.000 lines)
  0.658% TheHyena                           1/152   (roughly once every 152.000 lines)
  0.645% elyvorg                            1/155   (roughly once every 155.000 lines)
  0.547% Scizor                             5/914   (roughly once every 182.800 lines)
  0.519% JD                                 2/385   (roughly once every 192.500 lines)
  0.496% nazu                               2/403   (roughly once every 201.500 lines)
  0.482% MidnightSaboteur                  90/18653 (roughly once every 207.256 lines)
  0.481% Furret_                            2/416   (roughly once every 208.000 lines)
  0.424% opalfree                           1/236   (roughly once every 236.000 lines)
  0.404% Walker                            11/2722  (roughly once every 247.455 lines)
  0.338% Midnight                          22/6501  (roughly once every 295.500 lines)
  0.331% Runner                             2/604   (roughly once every 302.000 lines)
  0.302% opal|slp                           1/331   (roughly once every 331.000 lines)
  0.266% CNiall                             1/376   (roughly once every 376.000 lines)
  0.200% Keta                               1/501   (roughly once every 501.000 lines)
  0.198% XS-Nitrogen                        2/1011  (roughly once every 505.500 lines)
  0.189% Dewgong                            7/3699  (roughly once every 528.429 lines)
  0.167% JTC                                1/599   (roughly once every 599.000 lines)
  0.151% Cryssie                            2/1322  (roughly once every 661.000 lines)
  0.143% H-land|Sleep                       1/697   (roughly once every 697.000 lines)
  0.129% Espeon                            12/9338  (roughly once every 778.167 lines)
  0.122% Erika                              1/818   (roughly once every 818.000 lines)
  0.115% H-land                             6/5214  (roughly once every 869.000 lines)

(This one doesn't count /me lines and only counts lines containing "fuck" instead of individual occurrences of "fuck")
 
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I just want to ask what's the point of swearing in everyday conversations? I understand if you're really pissed off or something, but there's no way that there's been 3,871 pissings off there.

Also where is #tcod?
 
irc.veekun.com #tcod

"Fuck" is a nice general strengthening word; most of my uses of it are positive (eg "whoah fucking AWESOME")
 
I want to see the context for all six seven (missed that one while I was sleeping) usages of the word!
...Since it's not one I usually say. Like, ever.
I was probably quoting people.

But yes, there was this one wonderful informational reel on the word I heard once, praising its versatility and simplicity... I have no idea where I'd find it, though. Someone was playing it through voice chat in Team Fortress 2. :P
 
Yep:
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zhorken@ocelot:~$ ack-grep -i "<H-land(|[^ ]*)?>.*fuck" ~/IRC\ logs/Veekun/#tcod.log
[10/05 11:37.37] <H-land|Sleep> <Xikaze> fuck I am an addict
[18/05 22:16.52] <H-land> http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/moose-fucks-statue.jpg
[21/05 18:10.04] <H-land> <Xikaze> http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/fuck-yeah.gif  it scares me that I know the actual clip of the song that should be there
[12/06 09:05.16] <H-land> <AnderHammer> fuck you i'm a vulpix
[23/07 14:51.33] <H-land> <Tailsy> fuck you, cupboard
[30/07 17:10.15] <H-land> <opal|away> sniper!me: WHOO pyro!me: FUCK
[06/08 21:58.14] <H-land> <Tailsy> god i can't be fucked
 
I can pretty much guarantee that the single fuck said by G8tr_ was used somewhere along the lines of "fuck my connection" or something.

Anyways I'm sort of surprised that I'm not higher up there. Fuck.
 
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