Lac du Bois

[Clover]

'Allo 'allo! I am Maurice; pleased to make your acquaintohnce. Welcome to Lac du Bois, my wonzerful five-star rest--

Oh. You are not here for my cookeeng? You, like everyone else, are lookeeng for my tween brozar. Le sigh... Zroo zee back door, eento zee yard.

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Well, how do? Name's Morris, and welcome to th' Lack doo Bwa catchin' center. 'S officially my bro's farm for his restaurant, but we get more business from openin' it out to trainers than from his mess hall.

Whole place's yours for four buckaroonies; this's a you-see-you-keep place. Just lemme know if you wanna check out the veggie platter, the seafood menu, or if you'd like to meet th' meat an' poultry.

 

[octobr]

Meat and poultry? SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF PLACE.

If I give you a few extra bucks can we head back and bash your brother's kneecaps in with hammers?

 

[Clover]

Verne

♀

"A raticate? Bro, you got a rat problem or somethin'?" "Wha? Non non non! 'Ow else could I make my star lunch deesh, ratatouille?"

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

Le veggie platter.

 

[octobr]

Ah.

Ah.

That's weird even for me, ah.

 

[Clover]

Blastoise

♀

"Ah, ze deleeshous mushroom pokémon! Make sure you take zees one, wiz zee red-and-white, eef you do not plan on eeting heem. I shall keep zee good ones... and zose blue ones, hoho..."

 

[nastypass]

I'll order one of everything.

 

[Clover]

Walker

♀

"Ah, first we 'ave a newly-evolved leveinard, holdeeng one of 'er famoos nutreeshous eggs."

"Uh, bro? That ain't no egg. That's a rock."

"What? Nonseense! See? [tap tap tap] Eet ees a... er... [smack smack] ... Hum. So eet ees. Take eet wiz you; I do not serve stone soup."


♂

"Yup, without these fellers we couldn't get a good harvest of any fruits 'n' veggies." "Ze honey ees bon too." "We don't have a punchline." "Non."

♂

quack I have to go to the store take your smelly pokémon.

 

[Not Meowth]

Je voudrais voir le menu de fruits de mer, s'il vous plaît.

(uh seafood menu)

 

[Vriska Serket]

I'll take one of everything for $12.

 

[Lorem Ipsum]

J'aurai tous les plats, s'il vous plaît.
(one of everything)

 

[Noctowl]

Meat an' poultry please! *hands over monies*

 

[nyuu]

Have we met, Morris?
mystery meat, please

 

[Clover]

screw it you will all get pictures and you will like it.

Mike the Foxhog

"Magnifique frog's legs!"

♀


Frostdawn

"A gamey taste, but quite tender!"

♂

"Zee leaves are délicieux cooked down and flavored with salted grumpig hocks."

♂

"You can 'ave zee runt. Sinnohan king krabby ees renowned as zee best-tasting krabby out zere!"

♀


Lorem Ipsum

"Mmm... grilled rosemary-meent mareep chops - magnifique!"

♀

"Eh, you cannot eet these, non, but een one more evolusheeohn, zee beautifly spread zee pollen like zee combee."

♀

"Merveilleux corphish tail! A bestseller in zee restaurant."

♂


Ruffledfeathers

"Delicious flavor, but very tough. Good seemerred een broth over long 'ours."

♂


newt

"Maybe iffen you've read Dementia of Magic."

"Tender, but not as much meat on zere bones as grumpigs. Zee marrow, zough... ooh la la, deevine~"

♂

 

[Not Meowth]

Meat and poultry, please.

 

[Clover]

Mike the Foxhog

This is your silly picture because stantler are so silly looking! Look at that face! That tail! so silly.

♂

 

[surskitty]

ONE OF EVERYTHING >D

 

[Noctowl]

I'll have one of everything too.

 

[Clover]

James

"Mm, these're tasty toasted. Sprinkle a little barbecue rub or somethin' an' they're nice."

♀

"I make a bon breaded remoraid zandweech, eef I do zay zo myzelf."

♂

"Ooh, and 'ow zuperb ees dee gulpin foie, chopped up weez tomato sauce et a side of polenta..."

♀


Ruffledfeathers

"Good for ya when you kin catch 'em in season! Try some with ice cream."

♀

"Eef you would razhar, I could cook up zees one for you! Never 'ad psyduck à l'orange?"

♂

"Hey, lucky fer you. This bull's a fine specimen indeed; great meat on his bones."

♂


"And that's it for us." "Oui, unfortunately, we must close dees restaurant." "On to greener an' greater pastures. Maybe we'll see ya 'round."