THE THRILLING REVEAL
The Dragonfly Family, Day 6
Hohoho, here’s something I hadn’t noticed before leaving.
Let’s open a poll: is Eric gay, straight or will he dedicate his life to the art of piano-playing and die old and bitter?*
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Anyone who votes for anything other than the last option is a fool
It’s Friday night and the only person awake is Flora. Eric and Cheetah are the worst teenagers ever :I
A DOOM HOUSE?!
Meanwhile, Jetx returns from his job and I discover he got promoted to Convenience Store Clerk. Remember how he did that retarded promotion dance last time, Yeah, he doesn’t even bother with it this time.
Oh Jetx, you are truly broken.
NOT CREEPY
Flora’s just chilling out now, playing the piano, doing the dishes, bein’ cool.
Oh, and Jetx’s current main want is to find love. Pfffft.
FUCKING HELL
JETX HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE ALIENS HE’S GONNA GET RAPED
FUCK THIS SHIT WHERE DO I PUT A GODDAMN GREEN BABY
WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBOURS SAY A FUCKING GREEN BABY
And while everyone despairs Flora takes out the trash because she’s pretty chill.
Pffhaha Zeph suddenly gets a ‘New Family Member’ want, great timing there buddy. ಠ_ಠ
He then goes on to bake a cake while these guys play a celebratory game of Punch U Punch Me and Flora goes to bed.
They are all dicks.
Erm. Holy bug Batman, Jetx’s corpse floats in mid-air while his states go apeshit and it’s impossible to communicate with him.
You fucking had to.
I always love how children pull this little bench out of their ass whenever they need to reach something that’s placed in a high spot. This magic power would save Tom Cruise, David Miscavige and other McCains a lot of trouble.
Flora harvests the opium, hopefully our family will get some more money. Or at least be high all the time. The difference would be unnoticeable, really.
I want to reiterate that yes, Eric CAN cook. Just look at his gleeful expression at having completed his, erm, traditional Russian cubes.
Hey Zeph, you’re looking pretty cool.
Zeph complains about the lack of ways to get to the sink and makes me doubt his mental capacities once more.
Jetx comes back just in time to go to work. Oh, those aliens~
Eric and Phoenix discuss phallic imagery in front of the closed pool, meanwhile,
Listen verry carrefully, I shall say this only vonce.
nnneerrrdd
Yeah Flora, you do that.
creep
PSH YEAH WHATEVER GURLFRIEND
Guys, I think Eric broke.
Wuss.
So he goes to do some therapeutical counter scrubbing.
For fuck’s sake.
IT'S-A ME, MARIO
Jetx comes back from work. He’s been preggers for nine hours now which is sort of weird but eh.
Cheetah is now best friends with both Zeph and Jetx woot.
Jetx tries to claw his eyes out to remove the horrible space-rape.
YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT
Cheetah goes to hug her dead-beat, pregnant father figure, which I thought was nice :)
Hahaha, missed the good bit, but Phoenix tried to hug Zeph to which he responded with a big ‘fffuucckkk yyyuuouuu’
Oh hey, Edgeworth shows up. There’s only like 7 neighbours right now since I tried to kill off the NPCs. They’ll probably be back though.
So anyway, he pulls some Big O and proceeds to trim our hedges. Thanks buddy.
Here’s Phoenix and Edgeworth being gay by the AIDS pool because I can.
Phoenix tries to dance with Eric. Guess what his reaction was.
Seriously though, Eric’s only pleasures are either fucking creepy or self-obsessed. Take his wants: Escape Death, See a Ghost, Reach Creativity Level 7 and Get Into Private School.
Welp, that’s all for today folks, and what a day it’s been. Alien kidnapping, alien rape resulting in male pregnancy for our favourite manic depressive, emotional breakdown for our favourite autistic sociopath and an in-game warning that the kids are going to beome teenagers, in two days.
What a day.
Poll: Should I get the kids into private school or continue to make their lives miserable. If you vote yes, remember that I will take control of Jetx and make him do everything possible to get them in.
If it means selling his body*, so be it >:I
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This is unfortunately impossible