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Let's play the Sims 2!

How about you stop posting in this thread and stop being irritating? I don't know, I tend to feel less inclined to do something if people keep bugging me about it.
 
Eh, sorry you guys, I am working on one slowly but i've been a bit busy this week and I've spent most of today building a bookshelf and writing my comic script. I'll play through a day today and update tomorrow or the day after :I

And yeah, don't worry, even if I don't show up with a new Dragonfly Family's Krazy Adventures (fuck that's not even an acronym ):<) for a couple of days I won't abandon it unless I explicitly state so.
 
Um...Strangy..if you aren't too busy i'd like to be in the next house.

The name of your sim, first names only:
Jax

Female

Age: Teen

Skin/Hair/Eye color: Light peach/brown/green


Hair Style
Again, approximation. Lots of stuff, I can change your hairtyle later on if you don't like it.

Facial Appearance: Nothing

Attire
Jeans and a green shirt

Pick a Birth Sign for your Personality
Saggitarius

Aspiration: Knowledge

Career you desire: Law Enforcement
 
^ That would be the day Hell freezes over.

Someone contracted food poisoning or some other Sim disease? I don't remember any of them except that because one of my Sim's wife just died from it lol
 
How about you stop posting in this thread and stop being irritating? I don't know, I tend to feel less inclined to do something if people keep bugging me about it.

I mostly ask about it to keep the thread from dying :D

Eric was able to successfully cook a meal without something catching on fire?

^ Ash'll die of a heart attack before that happens.

^^

I am pretty sure that in one of the updates, I successfully cooked something D:
 
Re: Possibly a dumb idea, Let's play the Sims 2 together!

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This is a picture of Eric. Why? Because it’s the first time Eric makes something that doesn’t look as disgusting and overdone as John Travolta’s ass.

^Indeed.
 
Eric successfully makes some Semolina. I still can’t get over the fact that he’s making good meals, although with his dirtiness I’m pretty sure he’ll kill whoever tries to eat his cooking.

Uh-huh, he did it a second time.
 
I can't wait for next update. Maybe Jetx will get kidnapped? Can the kids get kidnapped? If Zeph got abducted and then came back pregnant:

Jetx: OUR LITTLE BOY IS PREGNANT REJOICE!
 
THE THRILLING REVEAL

The Dragonfly Family, Day 6

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Hohoho, here’s something I hadn’t noticed before leaving.
Let’s open a poll: is Eric gay, straight or will he dedicate his life to the art of piano-playing and die old and bitter?*
*Anyone who votes for anything other than the last option is a fool

It’s Friday night and the only person awake is Flora. Eric and Cheetah are the worst teenagers ever :I

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A DOOM HOUSE?!

Meanwhile, Jetx returns from his job and I discover he got promoted to Convenience Store Clerk. Remember how he did that retarded promotion dance last time, Yeah, he doesn’t even bother with it this time.
Oh Jetx, you are truly broken.

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NOT CREEPY

Flora’s just chilling out now, playing the piano, doing the dishes, bein’ cool.
Oh, and Jetx’s current main want is to find love. Pfffft.

FUCKING HELL
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JETX HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE ALIENS HE’S GONNA GET RAPED
FUCK THIS SHIT WHERE DO I PUT A GODDAMN GREEN BABY
WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBOURS SAY A FUCKING GREEN BABY
And while everyone despairs Flora takes out the trash because she’s pretty chill.

Pffhaha Zeph suddenly gets a ‘New Family Member’ want, great timing there buddy. ಠ_ಠ
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He then goes on to bake a cake while these guys play a celebratory game of Punch U Punch Me and Flora goes to bed.
They are all dicks.

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Erm. Holy bug Batman, Jetx’s corpse floats in mid-air while his states go apeshit and it’s impossible to communicate with him.

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You fucking had to.

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I always love how children pull this little bench out of their ass whenever they need to reach something that’s placed in a high spot. This magic power would save Tom Cruise, David Miscavige and other McCains a lot of trouble.

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Flora harvests the opium, hopefully our family will get some more money. Or at least be high all the time. The difference would be unnoticeable, really.

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I want to reiterate that yes, Eric CAN cook. Just look at his gleeful expression at having completed his, erm, traditional Russian cubes.

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Hey Zeph, you’re looking pretty cool.

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Zeph complains about the lack of ways to get to the sink and makes me doubt his mental capacities once more.

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Jetx comes back just in time to go to work. Oh, those aliens~

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Eric and Phoenix discuss phallic imagery in front of the closed pool, meanwhile,

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Listen verry carrefully, I shall say this only vonce.
nnneerrrdd

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Yeah Flora, you do that. creep

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PSH YEAH WHATEVER GURLFRIEND

Guys, I think Eric broke.
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Wuss.
So he goes to do some therapeutical counter scrubbing.

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For fuck’s sake.

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IT'S-A ME, MARIO

Jetx comes back from work. He’s been preggers for nine hours now which is sort of weird but eh.

Cheetah is now best friends with both Zeph and Jetx woot.

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Jetx tries to claw his eyes out to remove the horrible space-rape.
YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT

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Cheetah goes to hug her dead-beat, pregnant father figure, which I thought was nice :)

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Hahaha, missed the good bit, but Phoenix tried to hug Zeph to which he responded with a big ‘fffuucckkk yyyuuouuu’

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Oh hey, Edgeworth shows up. There’s only like 7 neighbours right now since I tried to kill off the NPCs. They’ll probably be back though.
So anyway, he pulls some Big O and proceeds to trim our hedges. Thanks buddy.

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Here’s Phoenix and Edgeworth being gay by the AIDS pool because I can.

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Phoenix tries to dance with Eric. Guess what his reaction was.
Seriously though, Eric’s only pleasures are either fucking creepy or self-obsessed. Take his wants: Escape Death, See a Ghost, Reach Creativity Level 7 and Get Into Private School.

Welp, that’s all for today folks, and what a day it’s been. Alien kidnapping, alien rape resulting in male pregnancy for our favourite manic depressive, emotional breakdown for our favourite autistic sociopath and an in-game warning that the kids are going to beome teenagers, in two days.
What a day.

Poll: Should I get the kids into private school or continue to make their lives miserable. If you vote yes, remember that I will take control of Jetx and make him do everything possible to get them in.
If it means selling his body*, so be it >:I
*This is unfortunately impossible
 
THE THRILLING REVEAL

The Dragonfly Family, Day 6

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Hohoho, here’s something I hadn’t noticed before leaving.
Let’s open a poll: is Eric gay, straight or will he dedicate his life to the art of piano-playing and die old and bitter?*

All of the above?

Anyways, XD Nice! And whoot! Phoenix and Edgeworth!

Oh, and yes, get them into Private School
 
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