Let's play the Sims 2!

[turbler]

Just because this thread is too awesome and cannot die:

Yay double update 8D Twice as much hilarious captions to read through.

This would go well in the "You laugh you lose" thread.

true...true and the double update should be great

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

Working on it, expect update in a couple of hours.

 

[Flora]

Anything but that black dress. :D

Something pretty and blue, please?

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

The Dragonfly Family, Day 7

Oh dear, Jetx gets up to pee in one bathroom, runs to another one and throws up ):

THE JOYS OF CHILDBEARING

When he was done vomiting and crying tears of shame, he decided it was time to move on.

That’s the ticket.

‘If I am elected, I will destroy the government.’

‘Kill all politicians…’

‘And increase the police force.’

‘Upon which you will declare me your queen.’

Love how when male Sims throw up their first thought is ‘OH GOD AM I PREGNANT’

For a stove that’s been on fire twice it doesn’t look bad :)

Hahahahaha.

Alright, enough tomfoolery, Jetx, time for action while you can still get in your suit.

SPRING CLEAN TIME FOR HEADMASTER

God damn it Flora.

Eric makes the call under the watchful eye of the Footless Woman and it’s a date. Now to make sure everything stays pristine till 5.00 P.M. How hard could it be?

I decide to take drastic measures. Pool’s open in case the head wants to take a relaxing, AIDS-filled swim.

This old man checked Eric out, which was mildly disturbing but eh, what neighbourhood doesn’t have a creepy old man.

No, he didn’t get a promotion, he’s just really happy for some reason.

Oh, that’s why.
His bump expanded and he got a cool free shirt.

I put everyone in their best outfits while Jetx discusses high heels with Flora.
I think this whole pregnancy thing’s made him a bit camp.

This is Flora talking to the baby.
Don’t even try, it won’t make the thing any less horrifying when it bursts out of his chest.

Well isn’t this just dandy.

He arrives.
LET’S DO THIS THANG

They immediately go off on a bad start but seem quite content. Head’s totally checking out Jetx’s depressive, alien-infected booty.

Jetx gives him a tour, Cheetah’s making some lobster, Eric and Zeph provide entertainment and Flora’s upstairs burning cake in the plastic oven.
God damn it Flora.

Hello, battered women’s hotline- OH GOD HE’S BACK

Seriously this man just followed him around to scream and yell (and according to this screenshot, make owl noises or something). I’m not sure I want the kids sent to this retard’s school ):

DINNER: SUCCESS

Testing…
Come on, this isn’t Eating With The Enemy, he can’t be very picky I:<

Yeah well fuck you too.

Also, Eric has been dancing for two hours straight now.

Immediately after dinner, the Head goes outside and starts playing darts. Detecting the sound of a metal spike hitting a board, Jetx shows up seconds later and joins his game.
I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Three hours.
Pfff he’s dancing to Sodom and Gomorrah Show. Is there anything you want to share, Eric?

Cheetah exercises while her hair clips through her boobs.
Such grace. Such feeling.

And this guy airguitars the fuck out. I think someone’s been dipping into the happy pills, isn’t that right Jetx?

WE HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO PRIVATE SCHOOL
OH YES
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

POOL PARTY

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

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Okay, I know I said I'd do two updates in one, but I noticed that this thing's huge already. I do have the next update ready, but I'll upload it tomorrow or so.
XOXO

 

[Flora]

...Only I would burn cake in a toy oven while the headmaster's there. :D

I has a pretty bathing suit. :D

 

[shadow_lugia]

:3

This is awesome.

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

GOD YES! I love this thread. And Flora's bathing suit is nice.

 

[cheesecake]

I just have to say the Dragonfly Family is HILARIOUS. And with your commentary, Vladimir Putin's LJ.

 

[Minish]

The watchful eye of the Footless Woman...

XD Loving it as always~

 

[shadow_lugia]

It's Sailorboy's grandfather :D

 

[Flora]

YOU'RE RIGHT IT IS. :D

 

[shadow_lugia]

What does Zeph's formal suit look like, anyway?

Or did he just destroy dollhouses the whole time?

 

[Flora]

Good question. :D

 

[shadow_lugia]

o.O You can see Cheetah's buttcrack in that picture...

 

[Dewgong]

Everybody wants to do this, so I don't know if there's any room for me, sounds fun though.

The name of your sim, first names only:
Dew

Male/Female:
Female

Age (Toddler, Child, Teen, Adult, Elderly);
Teen

Skin/Hair/Eye color
Skin colour: Pale, but not too pale.
Hair: Dark blue
Eye colour: Right eye blue, left eye brown (if that's not possible, brown)

Hair Style
Long, side parted hair

Facial Appearance including makeup, glasses, and beards:
Uh nothing, but a cute face. Not very bony. the kinda you could just pinch all day
Attire:
Doesn't matter to me.
Pick a Birth Sign for your Personality: Aries

Pick an Aspiration: Romantic. |:P

Career: Doesn't matter to me.

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Yes I copied this of espeon's post.

 

[shadow_lugia]

I am giving this another bump.

By asking does time go slower where you are?

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

By asking does time go slower where you are?

Yeah, the Berlin wall just fell yesterday! Isn't that great?

Anyway I've been a little busy with real life (tm) but I'll update in a couple of hours or so :I

 

[shadow_lugia]

I mainly just asked that to give this topic a bump :3 No hard feelings, right?

 

[Dewgong]

Yeah it's too late nevermind. :x

 

[shadow_lugia]

YES

WE CAN BUMP THIS EVEN MORE

:3 I think "a couple" is supposed to mean "two..."