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I'm sure she can find it on her own without you lot bumping it every two hours. Discussiom about alien baby names = coolio. Bumping = spam. I'll warn you if you keep bumping.
I've only said this about seven million times, which just proves that either I'm actually not posting these things and everything I do is a hallucination in which case fuck, or you're not listening to me.
I've only said this about seven million times, which just proves that either I'm actually not posting these things and everything I do is a hallucination in which case fuck, or you're not listening to me.
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your blood flows through my veins
The Dragonfly Family, Day 8
Pfff aw look at that little bump. And as the Sims 2 is rich in stereotypes, the girls are all over him now.
Don’t you start being emo or I’ll punch you in the fucking throat.
To make up for the faggy dancing the previous day, Eric pulls faces at himself in the mirror because it makes him feel tough and manly :D
Jetx desperately tries to shoo Cheetah out of the bathroom so he can take a shower and Cheetah pretty much tells him to go fuck himself while she continues to check out her face in the mirror.
Bitch.
HEY LIL’ GUY IT’S YOUR BIG DAY :)
YOURS TOO BUT TO A LESSER EXTENT BECAUSE PERIODS SUCK ASS
Aww. I hope he’s not crying ):
LAST TIME THIS HAPPENS or at least ‘till the facehugger shows up.
Eric broke the piano.
Is anyone surprised.
Note that while he’s thinking about food he’s going upstairs to play with Flora, which is slightly menacing.
Jetx invites Phoenix over because he wants them to be friends. Little did he know Phoenix was now a ZOMBIE AAAAAAA
PRIVATE/PUBLIC SCHOOL TIME
Doesn’t the uniform look spiffy?
Flora has a black hole under her dress.
What
):>
We’ll have a party when you come home, kiddies!
Exclusively, you may use the pool today, but come back tomorrow and I’ll kill you.
It’s eleven in the morning, he’s got a guest and he goes and sleeps in his underwear.
Some things never change.
Imagine a Manic Depressive, wrought with sorrow, sleeping the day away on his pregnancy leave when two teenagers burst into the room and start shouting wildly about their A+ grade.
The Manic Depressive cheers and smiles but inwardly cries and feels like punching everyone and shouting ‘WHY DO YOU DO THIS’
The Manic Depressive is me.
Ahaha one of Cheetah’s wants is ‘Jetx Meets Aliens!’
She’s horrible.
B-B-B-BUMP EXPANSIOON
I made Jetx throw a party and from the limited roster of characters to invite Jetx called Phoenix, the headmaster, that douche from the first day and two kids I don’t remember nor care about.
Welp, here goes nothing. PUBERTY POWERS ACTIVATE
I’m pretty sure Zeph’s being ignored. At least if he gets depressed it’ll fit his artist persona.
Suddenly everyone goes insane and they pull out these rollers and paper trumpets from goddamn nowhere.
This looks like a redneck wedding.
Oh come oooon.
Zeph, I’m sure you look up to Eric but don’t steal his fucking clothes D:<
And Flora stole Cheetah’s party dress.
Oh you kids.
Everyone grabs some cake and makes small talk but no one does anything to have fun so the party fails.
Flora and Zeph take swigs from the bottles behind the bar when no one’s looking.
But yeah, everything’s going pretty well. No one having it off on the kitchen table, no one lying in a puddle of vomit, nothing creepy. I’m pleasantly surpri
Fucking Sims.
Okay seriously. She goes through her whole childhood without a single accident and the day she turns 16 or whatever she wets herself.
These people.
The party ends and, well.
All’s well in Simland.
Bonus: Here's what the family looks like now:
Girl permanently in her party dress, pregnant man, gay autist, snark girl and clone boy.
Well,
